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My phone dies faster than my plants during a heatwave. Sorry, phone, I’m better at charging myself than remembering to charge you! 🌵🔋 #PhoneStruggles
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My phone’s battery lasts about as long as a motivational speech on a Monday morning - short-lived but impactful. 🗣️🔋 #ShortLivedPower
My phone’s battery goes from 20% to 0% faster than I switch from ‘I’ll go to bed early’ to ‘Just one more episode.’ 📺🔋 #BedtimeStruggles
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If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I’d probably compete next time. Maybe.
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