Seth Rubin @setherubin
writer @jackboxgames // headlines @theonion // words @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @reductress etc // they/he 🏳️⚧️ seth-rubin.com Los Angeles, CA Joined December 2008-
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gonna use this as an excuse to post my favorite Robert Redford story
this is like gospel to me
safe to say that gay men are entranced by, and constantly talking about, laura linney
Zendaya at the DUNE - PART TWO premiere
Dr. S remains my favorite one off Simpsons character. Never explained and never returned to.
when a gay guy is talking? chances are he's talking about laura linney
"fed is best!!" i scream as i hurl blackberry white claws at my toddler nephews
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hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
Cole presenting at the Tonys: "Hello, I'm Bernadette Peters! For decades, one question has taunted Broadway lovers around the world... who's Tommy? Well, with this performance, maybe we'll find out. Take it away, boys!"
tbf it’s not easy for Sisyphus to roll him to set every day
For his upcoming film ‘RED ONE,’ The Rock allegedly arrived late by an average of 7-8 hours daily & missed several full days, inflating costs by $50 million. On Netflix's ‘Red Notice,’ Ryan Reynolds & Johnson allegedly had a “huge fight” after Reynolds waited five hours for him.
Kojima when PLANE was in cinemas
Tonight, I will watch “Plane” on Amazon Prime since I missed it. ✈︎
one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.
Watching Anyone But You and the idea of making a bunch of people travel to Australia for a wedding is so fucked up that I can barely pay attention to the rest of what’s happening
bf’s twin brothers are beefing in their gc about the right way to make gravy….i’m about to abuse tf out of this image like i’m fr crying
sometimes you chop one onion and put it in a pan and think, this simply won’t do. so you chop another onion and put it in the pan, and now you have the amount of onions a clown would eat, at the circus
these lyrics seem like they are addressed to a stray dog
It should be against the law to make music like this
Asked my husband and he replied “penguin or loon.” I assume penguins is because seeing a penguin IRL is instant serotonin. I asked if the loon was because it’s a murderous, unhinged, psychopath of a bird and he said “yea also Minnesota.”
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
israel is committing a genocide right now, it’s disgusting. the most shameful legacy of the holocaust, i can’t believe it. horrible
Have to agree that Seinfeld couldn’t make a funny sitcom today but that’s mostly because after 120 episodes of Curb I now know who the funny one was
if i had Larry David, Julia Louis Dreyfus, and Jason Alexander still dunking and proving how completely this is a skills issue, I would just stay quiet and rich
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
He’s hiding in the Facility level in GoldenEye
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
My asexual tennis club The Ace Society is really ambivalent about some of the stuff playing at the multiplex right now
My wife’s stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point.
@TheKandyMuse Are we talking FACE or BUTT HOLE? 👀
me warning my friends before i put on a scorsese film:
I don’t think anybody’s ready for how Catholic this is going to be.