kenzi @kenzianidiot
follow me for my dads weekly agendas! im also medium funny and have a very cute dog. | marketing at @dropout | she/her twitter.com/search?q=from:… Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2018-
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toronto fc youre supposed to ask my dad if you can use his lists!
the wenis is a dance (thanks to tiktok user @thatbaroneboy for the amazing compilation!)
sorry folks, no agenda today! thankfully ive received word that theyll be “back in FULL FORCE” next week!
los angeles comedy people! does anyone have any favorite thursday evening shows that youd recommend? here is a photo of my dog unrelated as a treat
dont forget to stop and smell the roses! unless the roses are flowers on the street and theres a dead bird underneath them and now it’s a whole thing
i wanted my neighbor to think i was cool sooo badly and then i realized i just walked my dog in my fish flops
look between the letters g and j on your keyboard. it is the letter h. it doesnt mean anything. this trend is dumb and bad.
ok well there so many ads about las vegas in the burbank airport that i sincerely panicked that i took the wrong plane
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@kenzianidiot Our bad Kenzi! Can confirm we were playing off the meme of your dad's famous lists, and not pretending to have our own dad who makes lists 🤝
Security are following him because he’s wired and if he stops playing he blows up. #moviepitch
Imagine the legend pulling up on you like this…
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every monday and he makes a list of discussion topics
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Merry and Pippin have a sniper rifle this time. The whole trilogy takes approximately 37 minutes.
Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy is coming back again — but it’s a bit different this time. hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
.@rachelzegler liking mine and the oomfs challengers tweets…. taste
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i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off
did he burglarize the Wii bowling alley
Investigators have released a computer generated image of a man they would like to identify in connection with a burglary in Tunbridge Wells. kent.police.uk/news/kent/late…
the wenis is a dance (thanks to tiktok user @thatbaroneboy for the amazing compilation!)
yeah me and some buddies got together over the weekend and TRON-style trapped pete buttigieg in a ps2
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