Brian 🚨 @advancedbrian
Generalist. Chicago, IL Joined March 2012-
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I’ve been begging my work wife to agree to open up our marriage
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Having a tough time finding a condo on the near north side of Chicago that has enough room for me to shoot my BB gun
U.S. team has too many ‘just happy to be there’ boys. GB&I is gonna dog walk them, I fear.
It pisses me off when someone’s favorite animal is a bird
Getting really into some of the worst music ever. I can’t sleep bc I’m so excited to listen to shitty songs on the way to work tomorrow.
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I love Palantir and I don’t think you could find a guy more normal and cool than Peter Thiel
Oh, your chinos are ‘stretchy’?? You should be ashamed of yourself.
Someone brought all these pumpkins out here, this ain’t no patch. Take me to the patch.
A “good dude” is a great guy. A “nice enough guy” is a piece of shit.
I’ve never really watched Seinfeld bc I already know I’m just like one of the guys on it
Hey, I couldn’t help but notice the ridge of mirthfulness above your right ear. I have one as well.
I don’t really want to know the “new disturbing details”. Thank you though.
SKY HIGH Is A Goated Movie youtu.be/48w9OoC0vcU?si… via @YouTube
Every few months I read about phrenology as a joke until it starts to make sense and I have to stop
There is not one season I find more contemplative than another. I contemplate during all of them a lot.
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