Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw
Partner @MargolisPLLC margolispllc.lawbrokr.com Florida, USA Joined December 2020-
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I put on cufflinks and a pack of cigarettes appeared in my jacket pocket
Plaintiff’s Exhibit 236
it’s a dog eat dog world and Kristi Noem wants to kill both dogs
Hello! Employment lawyer here. Yesterday, the FTC voted 3-2 to approve its noncompete final rule. Let's talk a little bit about it. 🧵
Hello! Employment lawyer here. Yesterday, the FTC voted 3-2 to approve its noncompete final rule. Let's talk a little bit about it. 🧵
A worker bee? Yes, I am prepared to sting my enemies and immediately resign
adding “permalance” as a factor to the economic totality test
the laptop is actually now owned by a complex web of corporate entities
the laptop is actually now owned by a complex web of corporate entities
I called the asylum that raised you and they said they didn’t remember you
I biz dev-ed too close to the sun and now I have to send “plz fix” and “ok”emails to other attorneys
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@ItsMattsLaw I love the word “cahoots” in evidence
@ItsMattsLaw objection your honor, no affirmative action toward a conspiracy!
Hello! Employment lawyer here. Yesterday, the FTC voted 3-2 to approve its noncompete final rule. Let's talk a little bit about it. 🧵
Wellness check on our employment lawyers. Y'all okay? I assume @strowhiro read the entire rule and is about to live Tweet it for all of us on pins and needles. 🫠🫠🫠
Prints locked PDF and then scans PDF 😤
(absolutely seething) hey why’d you lock that excel template
@ItsMattsLaw I heard it for the first time when a friend used it in casual conversation a while back. I felt my soul leave my body.
@ItsMattsLaw one year i billed something like 600 hours over the minimum and got an extra bonus that amounted to like $20/hr. i don’t work in biglaw anymore
@ItsMattsLaw Office renovations: $5,000 Legal fees for contract: $3,000 Pay for new hire: $75,000 Avoiding benefits, federal withholding, and respondeat superior: Priceless
@ItsMattsLaw Lol. If I billed that many hours, and collected 90% of revenue (a big firm standard) I would have made 2 million last year. I'm guessing he didn't make 2 million. But, he or she made somebody an extra 1.7 million.
@ItsMattsLaw @musharbash_b Ashley Tremain at Tremain Artaza, Barry Hersh, and Dustin Paschal
@ItsMattsLaw I started in 2011 and caught the tail end of the glory days but it used to be crazy hahaha
Are you a plaintiff-side employment lawyer in Texas? Holler at me.
Who are your favorite Texas plaintiff-side employment lawyers? A couple folks reached out with wage-and-hour and disability discrimination claims. Need to refer them out.
me: here are two suits from the NFL draft. Let's talk about which works bett— *giant football player stuffs me into a locker*
@ItsMattsLaw I did that for 3 months in a row one year, ended up in the hospital and literally fainting - couldn't stay conscious due to exhaustion. Working that much is not heroic. It's not sustainable, or else the bills are fiction.