Jeff (Managing Associate) @ManagingAssoc
T-200 grad/AM1000 Associate Mississippi, USA Joined April 2023-
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When the counterparty changes “Contract” to the “Agreement”
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Took four Tylenols and now I can’t stop thinking about trains
Do you know how many trip and falls this will cause? My kids (3) can finally go to college (Appalachian State).
Do you know how many trip and falls this will cause? My kids (3) can finally go to college (Appalachian State).
This guy hasn’t managed shit
I agree (My clients trip in parking lots)
I agree (My clients trip in parking lots)
guess who represents the neighbor
guess who represents the neighbor
I was counsel for this deal. We ended up using a Buyer Note to finance it (patent pending). The Seller didn’t have to go out of pocket at all. A win for chase.
I was counsel for this deal. We ended up using a Buyer Note to finance it (patent pending). The Seller didn’t have to go out of pocket at all. A win for chase.
Fool me one time? Shame on you. Fool me two times? Shame on me. Fool me three times? Hello Mr. President.
The mouse I use to click in and out of documents produced in discovery
The mouse I use to click in and out of documents produced in discovery
How do I endorse someone for crime?
Jeff (Managing Associate) retweeted
Internal emails
I now do robot divorces.
nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how many hours you billed - if you billed enough hours - if you told others how many hours you billed
I’m in the Trump live and they just confirmed that your friends really do have a separate group chat without you
I imagine my former law professors would look pretty similar to Raygun the Olympic breakdancer if they ever had to appear in court.
Misspelling “Public Law” and creating fun nightmares for years to come.
Misspelling “Public Law” and creating fun nightmares for years to come.
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Hate when this happens
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looking at a paragraph that isn’t justified
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