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we’re all great accountants until there are no prior year workpapers
*works 70 hours a week for half the year* accounting firm: meets expectations ✅
clients will say things like “uhhh do you really need this???” yes
instead of tiktok, can we ban microsoft teams
people replying “i did 6 years” & “i did 2 years, left and came back” like it’s a jail sentence
people replying “i did 6 years” & “i did 2 years, left and came back” like it’s a jail sentence
I know your accounting classes are difficult, but just stick with it and it will get harder.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Not sure who needs to hear this: Rolling up accounting firms or any other type of service business is much harder in reality than on paper.
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Syncing transactions from a bank or credit card account to an accounting software does not mean the bank or credit account has been reconciled.
I was chatting with a business leader who said, "Boz, you've been a prof for 20 years & are at the top of your game. How long can you keep it going?" I laughed and replied, "I'm nowhere near my top. I'm building for the long haul. You won't see peak Boz until I'm about 75." LFG
S Corps are stupid, example 5,848,112. One thing I love is when a CPA learns that all the money they "saved" by making their client a S Corporation is gone when the client sells the business because of the GCT is 8.85% and the UBT is 4%.
A really basic but important rule in life: if your partner makes the effort to dress up for an event, you should too. This is so annoying to look at.
I drove to work 3 times today - first forgot my key card (realized half way to work) then forgot my laptop (realized when I got to work) Now I’m on hold with the IRS. happy Monday folks
@TheBig4Tweets As a controller and former auditor who now knows more than I did as an auditor, auditors really do sometimes ask for things they don't really need and which show they don't really understand the account. But hey, I give it to them anyway.
The OJ Simpson documentary is very good on Netflix I highly recommend it to anyone that’s looking for something to watch. It’s very long but I learned a lot
Sunday mornings with blueberry waffles with fresh berries, strong coffee and TTPD. Might go to Home Depot later and get some plants for the front yard.
Same with tax returns. Fixed costs are fixed. Sometimes they are the most expensive part. That’s why we have minimums some can’t understand for their “it’s just a simple” tax return. It’s never simple because all kinds of things go into it that aren’t just about your return.
Sounds like you should do it yourself then. $140 is barely worth answering the phone for, let alone setting up your account, acquiring part, scheduling install, and then billing it out. To be fair though, can’t really expect customers to understand this.
one thing about me, i will be showing up early to the airport in order to take full advantage of the lounge complimentary open bar every single time
My 8 year old did not have school today and so she came to the law school. Halfway through a class that I am teaching, she silently holds this sign in front of her.
When the IRS makes an adjustment to a tax return, they will typically open the prior and subsequent tax returns to make a similar adjustment or do another audit. Fuck around and find out times 3. #taxtwitter
people who spend hours formatting their spreadsheet just want attention
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If you’re over 60 billable hours per week, you’re fabricating hours.
We are to believe that in 2020, there was an associate who kept an 88-billiable-hour/week pace for the entire year?