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mckinsey on a private zoom with foreign governments, opioid manufacturers, tobacco producers, and defense contractors
“here at McKinsey we use cutting edge data visualization tools to help clients translate their data into actionable insights to drive value creation initiatives” the cutting edge tool:
Consulting is actually a great pit stop for the "I don't know what I want to do when I grow up" crowd
here’s the trick for sounding confident in meetings: talk louder than everyone else
my favorite ppt shortcut
being a consulting analyst is tough, but if you persevere, it gets harder as a manager
“here at Deloitte we leverage advanced data analytics and project management tools to deliver value to clients” the tool:
ultimate gaslighting: when partners can’t sell work they just fire their employees as if it is their fault
it be like that sometimes
Healthcare-focused consultants vs Tech-focused consultants
consulting is a high floor, low ceiling career
consulting project teams be like
how ceo’s expect their employees to react when they announce a 2% raise at the company town hall
how do you know if someone has an MBA? they tell you!
my approach to dating is like microsoft excel: -can’t do dates -crashes unexpectedly
how to get a difficult client to get on board with your new initiative
‘on the job’ training be like
analyst: “is it possible to have kids while working in consulting?” partner: “absolutely. my two kids are happy as can be living with my ex-wife and her second husband”
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