PE Croissants 🥐 @sscoutcap
Student interested by private markets. Currently: Professional Intern France Joined October 2021-
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Lets bet on it, lets fking bet on it
Patrick Drahi: "SFR bondholders will have to feel some pain in order for us to be able to fix our capital structure." TMT analysts, having zero familiarity with French restructurings or Altice France:
Breaking : American banks left London for Paris just to realize and cry about how expensive it is to fire employees in France
God is giving his toughest battle to my wallet (dating in North America)
They call me SPX the way I'm standard and poor
“This episode of the Money Stuff Podcast is sponsored by Apollo Global Management.”
If we are lucky the entire city of Dubai will get washed into the ocean
all those guys you call “AUM gatherers” sure have nice houses
probably obvious but early in your career, take advantage of being in every high-level (BoD / CEO / etc.) meeting you can sneak your way into even if just by osmosis alone, absorbing how ppl talk / think / answer questions / position stuff is so valuable
Very cool, thank you Blackstone
FRANCE ☝️☝️ number 1 in eating and drinking, second in least amount of work and number 1 in doing the least amount of unpaid work.
FRANCE ☝️☝️ number 1 in eating and drinking, second in least amount of work and number 1 in doing the least amount of unpaid work.
Sanofi after firing their oncology staff and settling thousands of cancer lawsuits
1Q24 FinTwit Comps
17x forward looking EBITDA for an HVAC business that’s 60% new construction ?!?!
FRANCE ☝️☝️☝️
When the feedback meeting turns out the be more brutal than you expected
Same Syd
oh boy, here we go again
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