Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC @dumbbitchcap
$100 Trillion AUM. IQ 50. Crypto quant hedge fund. XRP. Winner of 2021 “Miss Information” pageant. PHD University of Phoenix. Landlord rights activist dumbbitchcap.substack.com Miami Beach, FL Joined May 2021-
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The Brits stole the flavor of Earl Grey Tea from Fruit Loops and I’m tired of pretending they didn’t
You can tell an AirBnb is managed by a woman because it’s gorgeous and zen but the hot water doesn’t work there are leaks & the faucets fall off when you twist them You can tell an Airbnb is managed managed by a man because everything works properly but it’s ugly as fuck, dirty,…
Try harder Feds civilians don’t wear matching outfits & have identical merch
Try harder Feds civilians don’t wear matching outfits & have identical merch
The worst people on the internet are Kpop stans & Selena Gomez stans. Hopeless pathetic individuals!
@dumbbitchcap presidential bid just dropped.
Deleting the Selena Gomez thread NOT because I changed my mind about it or I said ANYTHING untrue but ONLY because she is a protected deep state asset and @dumbbanditcap needs me so I can’t get Hillary’d
so many people’s problems can be explained by the fact that they’re a New Soul
i havent thought about timothee chalamet since i stopped taking birth control. happy for him though
I don't need to know the context. I don't want to read a community note. I'm not interested in whether or not something Actually Happened. I don't care if this is a psy op. Every day you can live in the funniest world possible if you just choose to ignore these boring details.
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14K Followers 695 Following hermeticism appreciation account / PR at Dumb Bitch Capital LLCCirce @vocalcry
12K Followers 1K Following minor goddess | submit your questions to my monthly advice column “Circe Says” anonymously here: https://t.co/vzSyaKCsK7ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎�.. @LeaMaric
27K Followers 22K Following Alleged eco-fascist. Reddit goblin anthropologist. Beach Slav. Porečanka 🇭🇷 𓃳Lana del Raytheon @ad0rnai
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29K Followers 1K Following cottagecore tech-adjacent young robert moses | https://t.co/9R961uPVTVRiley Read-Only @HotForMoot
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15K Followers 968 Following for why do you post except for what it says about youAdam Neumanns Chief o.. @AdamNeumannsCoS
26K Followers 6K Following 2x unicorn founder, investor. my opinions are not my own@goth @goth600
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When I see this poor girl, I see images of myself in my recent past. My heart breaks for her because I know what it is all about. Narcissism Pride Vanity A false superiority Pain The shame, sadness & wickedness must be drowned in alcohol, drugs & promiscuity just to keep going
@dumbbitchcap This is also the Italian/German divide Aesthetics vs function
the way she looks so much happier now ❤️
A sad generation who’s obsessed with taking happy pictures.