Stamford Sam @Stamford_Sam
L/S Hedge Fund guy, former BB buffoon. I live in a sweet building. Joined March 2022-
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Running in NYC is fun because you dust 99% of people but every 30 mins or so some twig of a 2:20 marathoner rips by you
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KKR Partners explaining why their marks are down 12pts to their LPs
Democrats in 2024
Democrats in 2024
Hardo interns their first week on the desk
How it feels to give it to the son of the Global Head of M&A instead
How it feels to give it to the son of the Global Head of M&A instead https://t.co/DdrlMWy53h
Little does he know 90% of these are from back office submissions
Little does he know 90% of these are from back office submissions
When a senior partner asks how his daughter’s internship is coming along
I don’t know who needs to see this, but popping ZYNs is what many girls refer to as “the ick”
A CIA officer under deep cover residing in a hotel in the epicenter of Moscow in the 1980s is genuinely so much less paranoid
A CIA officer under deep cover residing in a hotel in the epicenter of Moscow in the 1980s is genuinely so much less paranoid
The cash flow statement is a vital tool to have in any investor’s toolkit, it’s also the hardest to read… Time for a thread 🧵👇
The cash flow statement is a vital tool to have in any investor’s toolkit, it’s also the hardest to read… Time for a thread 🧵👇
Update: I won.
Update: I won. https://t.co/50jh4usaMM
Gen Z following up after I ghosted them following the initial coffee chat
Don’t worry, we’ll be able to syndicate this risk to other banks Other banks:
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To The Moon Investmen.. @InvestToMoon
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Yinyu Ji @yinyurr
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Conor O'Neill @Neil1892O
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highly Illiquid @highly_illiquid
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Vijay Shilpiekandula @thinklongrun
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Chris Grillo @LICENSED2GRILL
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SWIPER @icame_isaw_icon
19 Followers 69 Following Pronouns: sh*t/poster | here to get revenge on those fuckers Dora & Boots
Snack Efron @Brendan__Davey
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Vinay Gupta @guptavinay
385 Followers 2K Following
Antonio Lombardo 🟢.. @Antonio82687742
2K Followers 4K Following Compounding for Life💪! I buy insurance agencies from retiring boomers and convert the cashflow into #Bitcoin! I own more Bitcoin than Dave Portnoy.
cwwc @_cwwc_
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Rob Simmerling @RobSimmerling
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❄️ Julian ❄️ @jmf_510
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DennyCrane @DennyCrane550
1K Followers 5K Following Describing his new girlfriend: “Alan, Bev is the woman I’ve always dreamed of: an angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.”
Aman Arain @dr_ain1
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shortsale_GS @Insomnia_3651
34 Followers 276 Following Alevel, college in UK. PE in Beijing, my own consulting gig in Shanghai. Now MBA in NYC
Swag King @SwagAssVP
1 Followers 42 Following Certifiable retard failing upwards through the IB hierarchy. Banks gets a tax credit for employing me.
Brendan Connolly @bconnolly22
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PH Felstedt @PhFelstedt
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Rob Broderick @RobxBroderick
985 Followers 881 Following Helping founders raise capital at @wilsonsonsini | SF born 🌁 / NYC built 🗽 | 🏃🏻♂️Training for the 2024 NYC Marathon
MD1406 @LED1406
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Edward Praghas @EPraghas
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Ullrich Fischer @Abadoon
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Nexytethesh @nexytethes42709
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Derek Fanucci @DerekFanucci
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Ishan Siva @ishan_siva
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barbes105 @barbes105
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High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry
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Dimes Square Holdings.. @rvc330
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CAGR Party 📈 @CAGR_Party
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Hunter SPX Thompson �.. @CoorsLightCEO
8K Followers 3K Following mutual fund (Northwestern) analyst , formerly sellside research— //Raytheon EMEA FP&A, Mercury Partners TMT alum, AntifaPERS (CIO)
Gordon Gekko @GordonGekko420
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Boutique Burnout @BoutiqueBurnout
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gabbi (toxic version) @its_GOP
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Joe Rogan @joerogan
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NuChatz™ 𝕏 @NuChatz
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westvillagecap @westvillagecap
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Remedy & Sadness @Implosm
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AGPs Posting L's @AGP_Ls
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Discord Lies @Discord_Lies
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Volkstaat @Volkstaat10
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Chris Bing @Bing_Chris
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BRV @willrayvalentin
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Nalin Haley @Nalin_Haley
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Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
Leonarda Jonie @Leonarda_Jonie
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lmh @hazan0608
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Linear Magazine @linear_magazine
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Upper East Sider @y2kswiftie
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Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11
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Benghazi Notes @BenghaziNotes
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Paul Byrne @ThePlanetaryGuy
80K Followers 771 Following Associate Professor of Earth, Environmental, and Planetary Science at Washington University in St. Louis • Planetary Evangelist • he/him/Sir • 🇮🇪 in 🇺🇸
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22K Followers 522 Following Two-time Prometheus award-winning hard science fiction author. https://t.co/X1XAm8tVlh Learn how to homestead https://t.co/tsoohJ5emD
Russell Clark @rampagingruss
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Roland 🏴☠️ @Rolandthehead
240 Followers 458 Following 45 year old man in 26 year olds body, memes, classic rock, and ice cold Coors Light. This is a reply guy account.
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86K Followers 37 Following The egotistical thoughts of Prime Minister Trudeau. Father, ex-husband, Liberal leader, 23rd Prime Minister of Canada, bigot. Parody.
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46K Followers 65 Following U.S. Senator for the great state of Alabama. Fighting to grow opportunity for hardworking families and preserve the American Dream for our children.
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Diane Garrett @DianeG_CEO
17K Followers 100 Following CEO @HycroftMining | 20+ years senior management & financial expertise in #naturalresources. #Gold is standard, but #silver is smart. Just #miningmyownbusiness.
Rand Larsen @RandBusiness
5K Followers 1K Following I build peer groups for SMB Owners. Hosting SMB/ETA Meetups all around North America. Previously @wilsoncompanies.
Jack Raines @Jack_Raines
66K Followers 1K Following journalist/writer @sherwood_news • Cowboy hat aficionado • Deported from Norway • check out my blog: https://t.co/VsjxOThmH3
Value Idea Log @ValueIdeaLog
1K Followers 2K Following
JV @AyyouEm
4K Followers 753 Following Leverage is the Beverage. TMT, Healthcare & misc generalist deathtraps. Credit of all flavors.
When Celine Dion was having none of it and rolled up her window on a fan singing to her
One World Petroleum is going to be an infinite content hack for me.
Chipotle Mexican Grill, $CMG, told its employees last week not to include chicken in their own meals, as surging customer demand crimped supply, per Bloomberg.
Half of fintwit after finding out Broke was a dude
Honestly idk how y’all do this 9-5 shit
There's more than 1 way to build wealth: - Dividends - Lottery tickets - Meme stocks - Grant Cardone's real estate fund It's like my 7th grade geometry teach used to say; "there's more than 1 way to f*ck a chicken"
I hope lenders feel like they’re being hunted for sport every time they’re on the other end of an email I am cc’d on
Gen Z has ‘email anxiety’ at work, struggling to cope with 1,000s of unread messages: ‘Hardest part of my job’ trib.al/gWYr8KB
The plan: - two chicks at the same time
Sydney Sweeney but I’m laying in the bowl
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
"Negroni? Excuse me, we don't use words like that anymore"
Dammit @RideShimano I’ve had this crank arm for two months and it folded over like butter.
“Bro Biden’s new tax plan is so dogshit”
Ryan Reynolds is a one of the world’s top private equity investors. $1.35B Mint Mobile sale just got approved Sold his gin brand to Diageo for $600mm+ Acquired Wrexham for $2.5mm (have been promoted twice from the 5th tier) Get this man a fund.
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