Miscounted Cash Flow @Miscountedcf
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Meeting up with my boy to trade non material public information with each other
Why dudes hate me Most dudes: “yoo maybe we can get some 1-2 drinks at a dive bar (so it’s cheap) just to catch a vibe. You pick the bar?” Me: “hey a deal that I’m on is blowing up rn so we’ll have to push this one out sorry about the late text how’s ur weekend looking”
Intentionally leaving the wrong company’s name in the pitch disclaimer so that it seems we’re in high demand
Spending 20s tabbing between every object in the slide instead of just using my mouse to get the right one
Proposing an earnout solution to get a tough fantasy trade over the line
Well done to all involved
Well done to all involved https://t.co/LTmnURzH1j
Got given an annoying task and complained to my coworkers, told my friends I won’t make it out tn etc and then it took about an hour in total
Making a recording of the legal diligence call for the next time that I'm having trouble falling asleep
An InBev CEO Michel Doukeris has said drinking 3-12 beers for a living could replace labor in a post-AI world
An InBev CEO Michel Doukeris has said drinking 3-12 beers for a living could replace labor in a post-AI world
undergrad trying to network: I know that you're super busy so thanks so much for taking time of your day for this call me *chewing a snack I took 30 mins to make, lying back down on the couch to ignore my emails again*: yeag no problem its good to give back
When my VP walks up to my desk while I’m writing salacious fantasies to another finance twitter account
When my VP walks up to my desk while I’m writing salacious fantasies to another finance twitter account https://t.co/ZgMNdUtdoV
Performatively reading a discussion materials markup in the fourth wave coffee shop
Got an NDA today that started with “Ladies and Gentlemen” and honestly cbtm - more dramatic of an intro and dear sir etc, doesn’t get you that hyped to read the doc because it’s still an nda but definitely a swerve
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