King Pat v.3 @modelsnadderall
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This is hilarious because it feels like Maralago’s outdoor dining patio
This is hilarious because it feels like Maralago’s outdoor dining patio
SHIT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO YOUR DESK NOW AT STARBUCKS
Is it just me or does putting the tv remote in your pocket feel illegal
Will the pretty women please stop looking at me while I’m lifting??? Kindly, KP
Women are not objects. Sleeping with a woman is not a flex; finding one that you could marry is. What has our society become? Find a wife. Let her raise your child. Pay for everything. Take care of them. Be a man.
I think retail is going to get absolutely crushed. They won’t understand the implications of any of this, and they will be scarred for awhile. We’ll see, probably wrong but that’s my gut feeling
I think retail is going to get absolutely crushed. They won’t understand the implications of any of this, and they will be scarred for awhile. We’ll see, probably wrong but that’s my gut feeling
Oops
Dammit thought of a good joke but now’s not the time. Hope you guys are all alright. Fuck that coward.
CONDY KIMBERLY LOOK ALIKE CONTEST AT DINNER AND THEN THE BEACH MAYBE??? DM PLS
CONDY KIMBERLY LOOK ALIKE CONTEST AT DINNER AND THEN THE BEACH MAYBE??? DM PLS

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