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Impressive. Chips Act funding got basically every major chipmaker to build in the US. “That means the US will become the only country in the world with facilities run by all of the top manufacturers.”
they’re banning TikTok bc the financial advice was too good
Combined capex spending of META/MSFT/GOOGL: FY 2007: $4.6 billion FY 2021: $63.9 billion FY 2024 (projected): $122.9 billion
79 stocks in the S&P 500 made a new 10 day high, most in two weeks. 33 made a new monthly high, again, most in two weeks.
lmao easiest inverse of my life. will be buying calls
Danaher double beat. CEO: "We had a good start to 2024, with our team delivering better-than-expected revenue, earnings & cash flow" —>Expect Q2 24 non-GAAP core revenue to be down mid-single digits YoY. $DHR: +8% Pre-Market
The National Guard and State Police should be Immediately Deployed to Columbia University in New York City to Remove what has become a literal Take-Over of the Campus by Pro-Hamas Terrorists living within the United States; if any other Extremist Group were to do the same, this…
Earlier this week, less than 10% of the stocks in the S&P 500 were above their 20-day MA. That is wash out territory. That was the lowest level since Oct of last year, but even more interesting is price made new lows, but stocks above their 20-day MA actually improved.
Morgan Stanley double beat. CEO: "As a result of strong net new asset growth, the Firm has reached $7 trillion of client assets across Wealth and Investment Management" $MS: 1.7% PM
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The plan: -show up to Red Sox game late (front row seats right field) -kick people out of our seats -drink several bourbons -watch no baseball except to make sure my face doesn’t get smashed in -leave 3 innings later -piss off everyone -home to hang with my dog
White boy summer 2024 is going to be one for the books
Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza
I’m late but I want it so bad @litcapital
Sugar daddies imply the existence of aspartame daddies
I take my shenanigans very seriously
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Poor fella walking the street of NYC on shrooms just losing their shit seeing this
Apes are now patrolling New York in their final mission to take over the planet for ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ In theaters on May 10.
I’ll sleep when I’m dead (in the process of dying)
my delusion is that if covid lockdown didn’t happen that id have at least one divorce under my belt by now
Locking in (becoming a coastal elite again)
What movie scene traumatized you as a child?
Roman Wilson will fit right in with Pittsburgh the anti-Diontae Johnson
Just paid for a strangers subway, good karma here we go