BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster
Beancounter turned bean forecaster. Currently lighting 250k beans on fire in an MBA. Systems thinker. RX. CBB. Aspiring Tiki Bar owner. East Coast Joined September 2022-
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this and a small town where somethings not right
this and a small town where somethings not right
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“Land the plane” for your smart house. It slowly lowers volume and brightness of tv and brightness of your lights so you can peacefully fall asleep after imbibing too much
Lol this country is fucked
I’ve nvented a third option. Drink beers smoke darts grill meats in your apartment
I’ve nvented a third option. Drink beers smoke darts grill meats in your apartment https://t.co/QHoxMmuzoA
If mario kart was released in the psychedelic era, this would be the track for Toad’s Turnpike open.spotify.com/track/6pwQqvj5…
Big tobacco wants you to know that you can smoke a dart and have a pouch in at the same time
Don draper ahh tweet
Don draper ahh tweet
Siri is it carcinogenic to throw my cigarette butts into my charcoal grill as i am cooking high mercury fish
Happy hour with some professors. One of my favorite professors goes “so what does the weekend of a second year look like” Brother I get a bag on friday and I get another bag on saturday and i have to many beers and I feel good all the time
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Dream Jobs: Writer Ceramist Therapist Wood Furniture Maker Music Picker for Movies Resident DJ at Panorama Bar Teacher at New England Boarding School Poster
- need 300 mg of caffeine to just function - absolute bender this weekend - all calories in past 24 hours have come from domino’s “God these fall allergies are killing me!
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It’s not a Disney set it’s a La Quinta
It’s not a Disney set it’s a La Quinta
My 100% functional, organic, supplement stack for CFB Saturday. 1) an electrolyte performance beverage to fuel recovery 2) la cubana gasolina, for alertness and cognition 3) a wheat based fermented tonic to ease the nerves in high performance situations 4) and a pint of water
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Coming to a theater near you!
A man has two options: 1) go to therapy 2) pick one day a week you drink 25 beers and smoke darts and eat a 2500 calorie meal and enjoy your city’s micromobility solution while inebriated
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you can listen to Hannah Hunt all you want but if you're 26 and the malaise keeps remaining present you should address the root cause of it sooner rather than later. great song though
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