off balance sheet guy @ConvexityThe
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"So wait, the swap curve is discounted by itself?" "That's correct Joe, it is." "So where do you get the swap cashflows from?" "The same curve Joe. Listen you get the cashflows you discount them using the same curve it's tremendous. And the swap rate is actually the coupon."
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The dynasty is alive and well
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When you beat the “these numbers look off” allegations
Watching this debate and all I’m thinking is thank god my deferred is non$
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This was pretty close to my actual reaction to reading Nick Saban retired
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Alabama has beaten the #1 #11 #13 #21 and won the SEC. They won’t be left out.
Wonder what Brain Szasz is doing rn
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All my homies hate the Sophists and their bozo off shoot schools of ‘thought’
We’ve spent 2 million on popping balloons, merica
Fuck, it’s time to get long caravan
Fuck, it’s time to get long caravan
O/U on times JPow says “Price Stability” at the presser tomorrow is currently at 10.5
What the best way to rid first years of their excitement, that curious twinkle in their eye, and their zealous desire for you to make it make sense to them?
Oh you’re a land lord, art dealer, and Robin Hood day trader who is selling an online class about how to create and LLC? Tell me more man
Yea I’m a levered investor (just bought a Scotty with my Amex)
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