Policy PuppetMaster 🛰️ @NGO_Burner
Your favorite D.O.D shit posting, drone loving, satire filled degenerate Joined December 2023-
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So the SR-72 Darkstar has cost roughly $1B, which means we could stop paying social security in 2025 and buy 1,500 of them….
NYC to LA at Mach 6 would take 30 minutes…. We are so back
NYC to LA at Mach 6 would take 30 minutes…. We are so back
The things I would give/do to see the SR-72 in person is unreal.
I’m not crying, I just have allergies
Vivid memories of wizard staff fighting in these, love a good beer staff
Vivid memories of wizard staff fighting in these, love a good beer staff
“I’m going to Spain to teach ballet for the summer, you should come visit”
God I can not wait for the college World Series
God I can not wait for the college World Series
Long story short I grabbed a preworkout without looking closely and it has DMAA… I’m so cooked for taking it this late
Do I join risk mid Italian restaurant date?
Man I can’t wait to bet on the Olympics and just HAMMER the American team
“Ummmm” “Obama drone strikes”
No beer is safe Thursday 🇺🇸
“They got sorority girls on horseback”
Idk what “illegal human life wagering scheme” is…. But I’m so in
Idk what “illegal human life wagering scheme” is…. But I’m so in
This, but a zyn in a Jack and Coke
The work email chain won’t stop blowing up my phone in class
Are you playing RuneScape?
Checking around Congress today, it would appear that @3YearLetterman has scared @mattgaetz out of the capital.
Checking around Congress today, it would appear that @3YearLetterman has scared @mattgaetz out of the capital. https://t.co/vAgRVopWr6
“Spotify loses money” Have they considered letting me listen to ads when I want to? If they told me my bill would be less by clicking an optional ad button that gave them 50% of the ad revenue from the button I would do that.
Krista Henneberry @KristaHenn13864
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Eric Magvas🪐🚀 @ericmagvas
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IH @IanHend41336264
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WASP Capital Advisors.. @WaspAdvisorsLLC
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187 Followers 301 Following Offers As A Product (OAAP). Faceless Pages, Affiliate, Ecom. 100% Human-Generated Tweets.
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Family Guy Capital @FamilyGuyCap_
34 Followers 105 Following Holy crap, this is just like that time I worked in credit
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Stephen @RealButterfield
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300 Followers 391 Following Brooklyn, Poly Prep Alum, player @CatholicU_BsB, Former @senschumer Future @UVABatten
CowboyUp @tjcowboyup
379 Followers 3K Following I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid -T.I. surviving one tweet at a time
iDayTradeSPY (intra-d.. @StockNews690137
424 Followers 3K Following just day trade the SPY ETF, personal trading journal
Pencil pusher @leveragedzyn
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William Burns @WilliamEBurns
455 Followers 1K Following Unapologetically American 🇺🇸 San Antonian | BBA Ole Miss | Masters in the Grove | #SMB + Macro + FoodisHealth + E/Acc | Veterans & Gold Star Families
tbruchey2112 @tbruchey2112
162 Followers 3K Following Annapolis, MD, WVU graduate, fan of all things music and The Washington Capitals, Washington Redskins, Baltimore Orioles, USMNT, DC United, and Chelsea FC.
Lauren @LT26D_
211 Followers 585 Following
Rat Patooty @TDanielewski
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Cocaine Bonanza @PaulboEscoBlart
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Hurrikane @JackKan14289493
71 Followers 847 Following
Will Peak @WillPeak3
63 Followers 348 Following thoughts from when I was younger. architecture, war, house music, scuba diving, investing. fear is the mindkiller
Reconstructionist @un_a_valeable
11K Followers 479 Following he/him | my brain is just charts and typos | uphold Harry Hopkins-Frederick Douglass Thought
Ishan @radshaan
14K Followers 2K Following Undergrad electrical engineering and computer science. Past: sw & fw for compact access control. Current: hw & fw for FSAE cars. Getting good at getting good
John Fadule @fadule_
471 Followers 127 Following Former D1 Quarterback. Author. Online Fitness Trainer. My book “Daydreams & Nostalgia” is available in my bio.
marginexpansion 📉 @expansionfool
213 Followers 160 Following D-1 hater, non-target INCOMING intern doing mediocre mm m&a, portfolio up 5% in 3 years, consumer
Pencil pusher @leveragedzyn
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ferrari @vroomvroomferr
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🐻 Bear 🌼 @BearPosting
95K Followers 55 Following Henlo, this is an account dedicated to posting footage of #bears and #bearculture
Drew @drewdamn87
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Mr Sea Beans @MrSeaBeans
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Department of Defense.. @DeptofDefense
6.5M Followers 689 Following Official U.S. Department of Defense Twitter account. Follow @SecDef for more from Secretary Lloyd J. Austin III. https://t.co/paI4g75Ek8…
BeyondTheTrades @BeyondTheTrades
50K Followers 9K Following From Corporate Boardroom, Trader, Investor to Serial Entrepreneur. Founder at https://t.co/I90Og7X8Jp Digital Branding Agency.
Princess Kiki @oh_my_Kiki7
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Bear Grylls OBE @BearGrylls
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158K Followers 3K Following I make text and voice words. @fsgbooks, former @NYMag. Cohost @TheBARPod, the first-ever podcast: https://t.co/1qH8Ez9XYO * [email protected]
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116K Followers 1K Following Husband | Father | Green Beret Combat Veteran | Representing James Madison's district in the VA House of Delegates | I defend #Liberty🇺🇸
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OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical
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185K Followers 2K Following Host of The Scoop; Director of Special Projects @TheBlock__. Former Journalist. New Jersey-born. 7 years in crypto. Here for a good time, not a long time.
Avi @AviSchiffmann
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Osama @OsamaBenDrinkin
186 Followers 115 Following No fat chicks, Max town hall 14, White. Fluent in Locker room talk. Lover of all things shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Darth Trader @MayTheFedBWithU
24 Followers 290 Following I am altering the trade, pray I don't alter it any further
We're so fucking back
I’m not crying, I just have allergies
@NGO_Burner Article’s from super car blondie and written by an Indian. A man can only hope it’s real 🤞
We’ve now entered the “cops tear gassing kids for protesting genocide” stage.
VA police really tear gassing VCU students at night this is sick the protest was completely peaceful
I’ll take Worst Idea I’ve Ever Heard for $2,000, Alex
@Tr00peRR Forgets to mention that Japanese hate immigrants and choose not to have sex bc of conservative social norms
my lettuce in the fridge watching me make another meal that isn’t a salad
May have to crank it outside, my god
Call me a tight ass or petty or whatever but I absolutely REFUSE to pay for ANY movie that is not currently on one of the 13 streaming services that I pay for. I will wait until it appears on one of the services or I will never watch it for my entire life. There is no in between.
Looks like I was right
This guy doesn’t get that he just had lunch with an Apollo VP
Tired of paying fast food prices? I have the solution. Only real ones know.
Every time I step into a kitchen like this I get the urge to underage drink
Not remotely ready for life in the SEC
Student protesters at @UTAustin are being hit with pepper spray as they attempt to push police and state troopers off campus.
Watching someone get pepper sprayed will never not be funny to me
How it feels to venmo someone without being requested
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