BigLawGothGF @biglawgothgf
IP litigator and copyright nerd. Providing snarky comments about copyright law and d&d. Certified cute by Reuters | she/her | 🏳️🌈| instagram.com/biglawgothgf/ Joined June 2019-
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Don’t ask questions you don’t want an honest answer to.
Ok, I just have two critical things to get done today. Well, there’s also - oh, ok, so three critical things to get done today. But I still need to… ok, five critical things to get done today. No, wait - ah fuck.
Having a rough day. Here’s a puppy.
Two copyright lawyers dating is all fun and games until the movie you want to watch isn’t on *any* streaming service, and neither of you can bear to pirate the damn thing.
So if you mention the house you’re touring to a local and they start laughing… I’m guessing that’s a bad sign?
Happy Easter from that time early in the pandemic when I lost my mind and did an Easter photoshoot with my cat.
My dad the first time he visited for dinner: “oh anything you want to do is great, we’re easy.” My dad now: “Cherry pie for dessert, and why not pick up some burger patties and pasta salad so we can do a little cookout Saturday night?”
I’ve probably tweeted this before, but I will never get over the time my family, through a series of miscommunications and misadventures, ended up with no less than 40 pounds of Easter ham for four people.
Discussing the bridge collapse this morning turned into a convo about what to do if your car goes into water, and now that I’m thinking about it I’m a little surprised that doesn’t usually become a big part of the conversation around incidents like this - it probably should!
Partner (romantic)™️: “We really need to remember to pick up those Lindt bunnies.” Me: “Lint bunnies?!? Where? I just vacuumed!”
The cool thing about oversharing on twitter is that I have a contemporaneous record of how the very first conversation I ever had with partner (romantic)™️ made me feel.
When the trademarks are dead but the sign remains.
Harsh but accurate
Cheers to the year the Catholic University of America hosted an Admitted Students’ Day on St. Patrick’s Day, and I got to spend the day enjoying the horrified looks of parents witnessing the drinking school with a Catholic problem to which they were about to send their offspring
Just spent a good five minutes thinking about green outfits to wear this weekend for St. Patrick’s Day, completely and utterly forgetting that my hair is bright green.
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Alex Su @heyitsalexsu
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Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
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KSV @KSVesq
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Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
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🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
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anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼
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281 Followers 927 Following I'm just the guy, you know, the guy who does the thing. Attorney, Lewin Verveniotis Law Group. Proud to celebrate the firm's 14th Anniversary.
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122 Followers 218 Following pink-haired introvert who's over this shit. recovering attorney. she/they. fair warning - it gets pretty sweary up in here.
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150K Followers 3K Following “Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card” 📚
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Libby Adler @libby_adler
899 Followers 573 Following Prof of Law & Women's, Gender, & Sexuality Studies, Northeastern Univ. Author of Gay Priori: A Queer Critical Legal Studies Approach to Law Reform (Duke 2018).
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Kevin R. Madigan @KevinRMadigan
920 Followers 611 Following IP enthusiast into music, art, and Capitals hockey. I get my blog on at https://t.co/lboPyezpvZ
Melanie Kalmanson @MelKalEsq
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Ingrid Choy-Harris @QUARTZ45
752 Followers 1K Following #InfoSec #Privacy #Compliance, #TruckDriver Advocate #RespectTruckers - Views are my own. 🍸
Star | J.D. @CyberLawStar
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T.L. ⚖️🌸 @ex_factis
211 Followers 277 Following a plain-dealing villain. meddling wizard. 2L@GULC. trpg & food enthusiast. 🏳️🌈. (interactions /= endorsements; all activity personal and not employers')
Diana @artemis_nieves
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Saltburn & Southern @short_southern
9K Followers 3K Following Sunnies. Shoes. South Park. | Overdressed & out of place. | A Roger Smith persona |📍DFW / AR | #WPS 🐗
and jesstice for all .. @jess_6k
296 Followers 298 Following fan of litigation, instigation, caffeination. notre dame alum. #EndCashBail
Jason Kint @jason_kint
71K Followers 3K Following CEO DCN. Media strategy, streaming, antitrust, privacy. @wustl, Sporting News, CBS Sports alum. #HoldTheLine #IStandwithEvan #PressFreedom Hear more at @dcnorg
the countersell and scramble. it's happening. exactly like @NotAnyUse said it would. she's a fancy managing boss partner of the things, so she knows.
I did it. I put in my notice. I'm free.
Just saw an ad about the PTAB while watching a movie and gasped excitedly so I guess once an IP nerd always an IP nerd.
Happy Lesbian Visibility Day, lovies! Thank you for making my days brighter!
@TaxLawProf She understood that the legal pad should be yellow, points for that
My 8 year old did not have school today and so she came to the law school. Halfway through a class that I am teaching, she silently holds this sign in front of her.
I did it. I put in my notice. I'm free.
I think my airline app glitched while I was selecting my seat and it allowed me to pick first class without paying any extra? And this is so nice??? Someone just brought me some yogurt and fruit?
I finally requested to rollover my retirement account from the law firm I left when I was…. 23? Please clap.
Passing the bar is cool and everything but I’d argue that you really become a lawyer the day you spill coffee on a document that you really should not have spilled coffee on
A dating app for people who like pie filling, but not pie: Crumble.
I did it, it was well received, I will get zero credit for having done this under these conditions, no one will remember. taking my talents to somewhere they will appreciate them.
he just asked me to turn a 100 page merger agreement in an hour. that's a ridiculous and good parting assignment, I think. let's go.
"You'll hit the ground running" = One day you'll be so stressed that your intuition will tell you that you're about to have a heart attack. You'll get up and run out of the office so that you can call for an ambulance without making a scene. But you'll have a heart attack before…
New lawyers interviewing for jobs, here are some tips. Please add #lawtwitter “We’re like a family here” = we will disrespect your boundaries and you will be here more than you think “Fast paced environment” = management is not great and we’re always being chased by deadlines
do you know what a HIGH it is for your hairdresser to post you on their instagram???
Do not make me tap the “high billable hours are not the same as high quality legal work” sign
Was this week shockingly fast for yall too?? Tomorrow should be Wednesday.
next week I will be interviewed by a woman named alexandra for her podcast, which is called admixing alexandras, & for which she interviews a different alexandra every episode
@biglawgothgf Is it the best email client? Probably. Do I want to have to read a single email as part of my job? No. Email makes me want to disappear completely sometimes.
@biglawgothgf Called outlook because it’ll make you want out and look elsewhere
Tonight, I received the Hillsborough County award for Outstanding Pro Bono Service by a Young Lawyer. 🌟 This award means so much to me; it’s difficult to put in words. 🧵
I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!! I GOT AN OFFER!!!
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