lyss, esq. 🪄 @am_yers
Public defendering near you 🫵 All bad jokes, no legal advice 💫 Now let's pretend you never saw me here 😌 JMU/NUSL (must I say views my own? really? well—) Norfolk, A Joined July 2021-
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A Fever You Can't Sweat Out is still a damn good album almost 20 years later 😂
i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.
Sad to report I burned a bag of popcorn so bad it smoked out the office kitchen and made the whole office smell like burnt popcorn for an entire day. Guilt made send an office-wide apology email, admitting that I can't heat up popcorn responsibly 😂 how is your week going?
The office masses are revolting here, stay tuned
The Governor of Virginia says removing crimes from your criminal record you’ve NOT been convicted of allows you “to avoid the full consequences” of your actions. Make. it. make. sense. 1/2
omg I’m not procrastinating; I’m indulging my bold willingness to delay
omg I’m not procrastinating; I’m indulging my bold willingness to delay
Seeing law students do ootd on here makes me realize I really, reeeeeally underdressed in law school 😅😂
Being a lawyer has me saying “allegedly” way more often than any reasonably prudent person should
Client is taking a shitty plea despite me trying to convince them otherwise and it's further going to validate the shitty behavior from the CW in giving that plea so I feel like screaming after court is over
My Mamaw thinks I'm hiding relationship because I don't want to drive 4 hours home tonight at 7pm for Easter lunch tomorrow and drive back 4 hours to go into the office on Sunday 😂😂
It's wild how many grown adults complain about being in debt. Like, it's not hard. I have zero debt in my early 30s, all because I've worked since I was 16, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and my great great grandfather invented doors.
every time there is a boat thing happening in the news you get to watch both lawyers and non-lawyers come together to wade the most frightening waters imaginable (maritime law)
2 tiered justice system rears its head again. Trump afforded special consideration while my indigent clients are ground up by a relentless system.
Advice for my oomfs : you people should never marry- 1. engineers (no emotional intelligence) 2. lawyers (pathological liars, do not fear god) 3. eldest daughters (too much trauma) 4. psychology girlies (manipulative) 5. youngest sons (spoilt brats)
The Tuesday after a Monday holiday
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Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
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Maria @mlstrat
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Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
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Li Jinglong @Prettyeyes21899
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ＤＵＤΞ ＰＲＯ.. @Dude_Processs
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Adam Music @MusicAdamT
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Kerri @kerricobywhite
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Owen Williams @OwenWilliams098
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followthatopensorevil.. @premandstinky
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Keith Latini @keith_lati
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JR @jakerejakere
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Chora @ChoraRecille
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M @mareatsea
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nicky kneecaps @NickStratmann
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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins
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Jack Sanders @JackSandersEsq
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Alexle1986 @alexl1986
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Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
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Olayemi Olurin @msolurin
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anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
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Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
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Melissa Stewart @LissaJoStewart
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Alex Su @heyitsalexsu
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KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 901 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
Maria @mlstrat
3K Followers 1K Following law person/ex-@commercedems; love: sports (basketball, f1, pga, tennis, football), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine; she/her
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Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
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Hannah @hannnahmmarie
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A Tony at Law @TonyRobite
3K Followers 4K Following Former bartender so frustrated with the confusing liquor laws in Utah that I said “screw it” and became a lawyer
Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
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Devon Schoonover @wildcardschoon
383 Followers 424 Following #BillsMafia and #PatMcAfeeShow Stan account. All views are my own.
Nate @RotoNate23
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Chris Crigler @Crigler_C
177 Followers 471 Following Public Defender and author of Deadman's Bargain.
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Doug Weinstein 🇺�.. @doug_weinstein
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mmhmm @lawyerb0y
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Single Issue Vagina V.. @HBIC__esq
593 Followers 3K Following Geriatric millennial tired of the noise.
Annmarie Cording @CordingLaw
925 Followers 3K Following Attorney supporting individuals and small businesses in colorful Colorado. Do I even need to say RTs ≠ endorsements? Opinions are my own, not my employer's.
LAND BACK @lovedrugslaw
380 Followers 1K Following El gringo no té quire | he/they | chaotic good | pyromancer | drug policy | esq. | all tweets are jokes
Lauren Brown 🌼 @LaurenNoelBrown
300 Followers 299 Following public defender | hockey enthusiast | cat mom | swiftie
Krista 🦔 CRSC @courtreporterKG
3K Followers 433 Following Court Reporter ⚖️ Law Enthusiast 👩⚖️🏛 || Troll Hunter 👹 | Hedgehog Mom 🦔| Brutal Threader 🧵| Truth Teller 🤷♀️
Annette Smith (she/he.. @OneLawma
1K Followers 1K Following Oregon Family Defender/Public Defender, National Juvenile Rights Advocate, Children & The Law Pro Tem Instructor
and jesstice for all .. @jess_6k
296 Followers 298 Following fan of litigation, instigation, caffeination. notre dame alum. #EndCashBail
Vida B. Johnson @vidabjohnson
4K Followers 1K Following Associate Professor of Law and advocate for poor people charged with crimes. Co-Director of E. Barrett Prettyman Fellowship. she/her
DJ Carswell @djcatlaw
147 Followers 862 Following DJ Carswell, Esq. Litigation and Real Estate Attorney in Maryland and DC. Disclaimer: I don’t practice cat law. he/him/his
Clamato Joe Esquiggle.. @BobsHouseofLaw
861 Followers 2K Following I got my law degree from a University, but I got my legal education on Twitter. You may have a right to an attorney, but you don't have a right to me.
Cinnamon Roll Sarah @Sarahs1013
620 Followers 550 Following Bar Exam Abolitionist, Advocate, 3 trauma responses in a trench coat, She/Her
好葉綠話 @m_goodleaf
431 Followers 4K Following Currently sewing 🧵not quite yet suing (stuck in law school until 2026) 📖⚖️
Jodee Storm Sullivan @jstorm482
760 Followers 3K Following Present: law student studying art law and cultural heritage | Former: Emmy winner @SportsNetLA, @FOXSports, @annmediasports | @USC '18 | she/her ☘️🇮🇹
JANE @JanesAmerica
5K Followers 4K Following #RetainJane A litigator; those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Cool mom. Ill fight you IRL. I’m the funniest person I know. she/her 🚑 🏃♀️
Gerard L. Truesdale @G_Truesdale
2K Followers 1K Following Attorney | Cybersecurity l Non-Profit | @gaussgang
dev 🖤 @deemazing24
711 Followers 913 Following public defender ⚖️ dog mom 🐶 WJM 💍probably laughing at my own jokes or talking about pro wrestling
Somehow a 3L @sati_rose
35 Followers 234 Following law student, social worker, mental health advocate, mother of cats
Tipsy Justice, Esq. B.. @anovak0917
773 Followers 3K Following Lawyer + part time bartender = bartender at law Broncos, Mets, softball, snowboarding, bad golfing, Powers.
William Sharwell @WilliamSharwel1
322 Followers 886 Following A Tampa Bay Lightning Fan-Career Appellate Public Defender. Board Certified in criminal appeal. #appellatetwitter
Matt Irby @mattwirby
284 Followers 562 Following Property and environmental lawyer | Citizen of Cherokee Nation | Settler | Oklahoma
Saqib Ali @sockib_ollie
1K Followers 4K Following I'm a dirty leftist and I'm coming for your country!
Mallory K @galpalmal87
370 Followers 690 Following Lawyer/Family Defender. People person. RBG enthusiast👩⚖️ Bravoholic. Always learning.
Mrs. Jenna K. @Mrs_JennaK
25 Followers 263 Following Mom. Lawyer. Assistant Federal Defender MDFL. My Tweets are my own.
Chris Warren @ChrisWarre28694
30 Followers 568 Following Public Defender Idaho style. Iddm. Medicare kills. Stop demanding. Hate Christianity. No random follows. Anti death penalty.
Dee @deemishell
1K Followers 3K Following Certified Peer Support Specialist, Mobile Crisis Response🧩Mom of retinoblastoma/stem transplant survivor son 🥰UnivOregonPoliSci 🎓Endometriosis 💛VIEWS MY OWN
If I Were King 🌹 @IfIWasDaKing
460 Followers 1K Following Tenant lawyer, dad/husband, music fan, home cook. The aim of politics is to give workers the courage and security to tell the boss and the landlord to fuck off.
Diamond “Joe” Qui.. @Ghoti2178
265 Followers 603 Following I am no longer illiterate, I’m a lawyer. I shouldn’t have shaken hands with those old people. Corruptus in Extremis. Left-handed GenXer Oxford comma fan
yara quezada miller :.. @heyyitsyara
2K Followers 2K Following big fan of coffee, small joys, and radical kinship 🪴 also #abolishprisons
DC @publicpretendin
41 Followers 49 Following public defender ✨ lover of coffee, smut, and doc martens ✨ old profile was hacked 😔
Allan Zullinger @AllanZullinger
266 Followers 754 Following public defender, emotionally scarred Bills fan #BillsMafia
Chris Baker @SplinteredEsq
477 Followers 2K Following Fed Defense Attorney & Lover of Civil Rights. Submarine Veteran, husband, and father. I slay sawdust and get splinters in my off-time. Comments are mine alone.
✨Justice Girl ✨ @DarAlderson
3K Followers 3K Following 𝐥𝐚𝐰 𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐝. 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧. “𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞.” Biden/Harris 2024!
In Texas, if you are restrained by a protective order and the protected person comes to your home and calls the police you (the restrained person) will go to jail. The General public does not understand this
“Secrets I have held in my heart are harder to hide than I thought. Maybe I just wanna be yours.” #sasusaku #サスサク #sakuraharuno #sasukeuchiha #naruto #blankperiod
Did you know that the ability to self-isolate and cut people off is a trauma response due to never having anyone to depend on in your life? Therapists will say it’s unhealthy, but I have to tell you, I wouldn’t have it any other way
idk who needs to hear this but if you’re telling PDs “man i agree with you! i’m a good guy! i wish i had discretion to agree with you openly! i’m sure you’ll win because you’re SO right!” you are not - in fact - the good guy.
If you’ve dated someone as an adult who had their first relationship with you, you’ll understand why them younger relationships are important. Dating ppl who never had a serious relationship before you is the absolute worst.
Someone’s suit game is absolutely on point today (that someone being me)
Happy 29th Anniversary to us!
Client: "So, did you have to go to college for to be a lawyer?" Me, pleasantly: "Yes." Client: "I got a degree too." Me: "aweso--" Client: "--second degree murder charge."
@am_yers Glad you apologized bc that is certainly a jailable offense
It is just nuts to me the way that Fulton County responds to the judge, MID RULING, by screaming at him.
The #YSLTrial is next level absurd #FaniWillis may have to bail her prosecutor out of jail before this is over You can’t just scream at a judge and not expect to go to jail I’m unsure how she’s not there now
I was born and raised in an itty bitty town in bum fuck nowhere Alabama. Population of 6000. And I am more of a progressive leftist than most people. It makes me so angry when people assume south or rural means conservative or vice versa.
@am_yers I would enjoy if someone did this and had the bummiest outfits
Good morning from my balcony☀️
@am_yers In New Haven, folks used to call PDs "P. Diddies," because (1) P.D. --> P. Diddy, obviously, but also, (2) whenever the state offers a deal, they say, "Take that! Take that!"
@am_yers My sister back home said courts are closed in her state. Come on, Virginia! Need a holiday for you between the beginning of February and end of May!
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