inter (nat)alia @subnominenat
The Queen of Citations and Mother of Rebuttals. views are my own, except when they are not. (she/her). Illinois, USA Joined July 2011-
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I have the greatest friends ❤️
I started watching the show Unlocked on Netflix tonight. So far, it’s worth watching. I don’t agree with everything in it, but it does open the door for some interesting conversations about approaches to the CJ system
One year ago, I was moving into my new office. Here is how my bookshelf looked then vs now:
Since this might come in handy for someone in the future, here is my how-to guide for removing freshly spilled coffee from white clothing:
Since this might come in handy for someone in the future, here is my how-to guide for removing freshly spilled coffee from white clothing:
Some days the glass gods don’t smile down on me in the hot shop, but at least I’m still smiling through it all 🩵
I know I should save phone numbers, but I think it’s more fun to just text a number and hope for the best 😇
I’m a ceramist now, too 🥰
I saw some birds and some waterfalls today!
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What is the best book you’ve read recently? Any genre will do, but with a slight preference towards fiction or essays
Yes, I did accidentally match my new camera today and didn’t realize it until I pulled the camera out to show my friend 😂💛
New twisty project and old twisty project! (Yes, I am taking suggestions for creative names for them)
At my hot shop, I’ve become the designated catcher of hot pieces. This means that every so often I have to get suited up to catch a very hot thing and then rush it over to those big silver doors, which have an internal temp of 1000°F. I finally got a picture of that last night!
I love how the glassblowers’ reactions to hot glass landing on my foot and my resulting burn was: (1) “woo-hoo! Are you ok??” and (2) “want me to blow some compressed air onto it??”
Ok so my photographer was on fire tonight because I love every single picture she took of me
New law school hypo just dropped (from space):
New law school hypo just dropped (from space):
Anyway a man walked up to me today, with no introduction, and asked, “there’s this woman I went to college with who had retrograde amnesia when she was a kid. Do you know her?”
Half of my voice notes to @TaylorOSoule just involve me laughing so hard that I nearly cannot finish the story that I’m telling her, but at least that means that my life is consistently entertaining
I can’t be the only person that has gotten “proposed to” by practical strangers (several times) while just going about my normal tasks, right?
Liz Gil @LizCGil
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My uncle and his wife are renewing their vows today. It snowed today. Forty years ago when they got married… it snowed on their wedding day lol
I can handle my shit
For @subnominenat because she’s the toughest 💕
exhibit to a RICO indictment:
said you were gonna grow up, then you were gonna come find me
Some more TTPD 🤍
I am doing the same thing with the Asian pear trees my wife and I bought planted. They have begun to grow their flowering branches!
I have hit whatever phase of adulthood where you see your blueberry bushes are bursting with these little guys and go OOH. OOOOOOOOH
@subnominenat Yeah I watched it ! Worth a watch and very interesting.
@subnominenat i'm about to start that!
Showing up to the club looking like I’m ready for the David Hasselhoff concert that led to the fall of the Berlin Wall
Really put down ROOTS . . . . GET IT?!?!?
One year ago, I was moving into my new office. Here is how my bookshelf looked then vs now:
me and my best friend actually never stop talking, we’re actually always in a constant stream of communication. we literally don’t say bye ever we just keep texting as if the other one didn’t go MIA for a week and that’s love lmfao the yapfest never ends— only pauses 😭
Guess who has 2 thumbs and passed the bar exam…