Kenneth D. Owen @tx_law
Attorney. Ex-Pro Baseball player. Civil Lit./Appeals. #AppellateTwitter. #teenylaw. Not legal advice. Founder of Owen | Law, PLLC-@owen_lawpllc kdolaws.com Dallas, TX Joined November 2017-
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I am doing the same thing with the Asian pear trees my wife and I bought planted. They have begun to grow their flowering branches!
I am doing the same thing with the Asian pear trees my wife and I bought planted. They have begun to grow their flowering branches!
Eminem is dropping a new album and he killed his alter ego. Just watch.
Really put down ROOTS . . . . GET IT?!?!?
Really put down ROOTS . . . . GET IT?!?!? https://t.co/TW14rrq63J
Make that 3.
Number 3 is interesting. That’s the internal security protected by the external security (We The People.). Maybe Congress could do their job, ya know, and like … get the bad actors out. If they can’t, well, the external securities (those governed) live with that.
Number 3 is interesting. That’s the internal security protected by the external security (We The People.). Maybe Congress could do their job, ya know, and like … get the bad actors out. If they can’t, well, the external securities (those governed) live with that.
Constitutional structure and internal procedures for accountability will play a bigger role in all of the fervor than most are predicting. Maybe I’ll write on it.
Signed two litigation cases today. Let’s rock and roll. 🤘🏼 #TeenyLaw
Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? The ICU. Bye! 🫣
Today was a total PNC day. Which usually entails no actual incoming revenue. But I’ll tell you this, if it leads to clients, a kind review, or even a referral/return customer … you’ve made a lot more that day than the books show. #TeenyLaw
Any “wisdom” I have came from pain, was forged in heartache, and refined in silence. But all of it was my own. Whatever I give, I give freely, without condition, and without pause. For what I’ve learned is for others just as much as it was for myself.
“The magic you’re looking for is in the work you’re avoiding.” It’s why we are in our chosen professions. And as I tell people: “when you find your spark, THROW GASOLINE. That passion blooms into a flame you can’t control. That’s what is worth living for.”
Since I got back from vacation, I've had 10 PNC cold calls/Emails. What is happening? Either way, we are ready to roll!
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But with a last name like Flaim… I’d be doing fire poi.
But with a last name like Flaim… I’d be doing fire poi.
Guys. How many tort waivers do we need?
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263 Followers 262 Following JD, @nyulaw, former executive editor on @nyulawreviewThis makes so many things make sense to me.
What it’s like being an attorney: “Hi hello, in this situation you can do this and/or this, BUT NOT that.” Them:
Scott is correct, of course, but maybe crowd-control police need a vest that says "SERVICE ANIMAL DO NOT PET"
100 exams to grade and 2 looming writing deadlines. My house is going to be f*cking spotless
If (and that’s a big if) the billing is legit, the firms should be embarrassed that they’re incapable of properly staffing projects and keeping their associates healthy. I’ve lost too many colleagues to suicide or ODs. People > profits
We are to believe that in 2020, there was an associate who kept an 88-billiable-hour/week pace for the entire year?
If you are billing this many hours you are either: 1. not being ethical w your billing practices 2. neglecting your own health and mental wellbeing 3. not spending time with family & friends 4. On your way to burnout 5. All/combo of above NOT. WORTH. IT.
We are to believe that in 2020, there was an associate who kept an 88-billiable-hour/week pace for the entire year?
Do not make me tap the “high billable hours are not the same as high quality legal work” sign
I haven't written a cover letter for myself in 13 years, wow. the perfect (starter) job for me arrived in my inbox three days ago and I'm gonna apply. wish me luck! my qualifications are perfect and I really want to do it. it's been a dream for a while.
I can’t go out my way unless we are family. anybody else I need you at about 65%
@RobertFreundLaw those litigation work streams are so lucrative
A picture from your favorite folder thread ?
Today I was reminded how much more enjoyable this profession is when the judge has read everything, "gets it," and tries to be fair, even if sometimes that means you lose.