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in-house counsel in tech 🤖 | neurospicy 🧠 & hearing impaired 🦻| taylor swift’s biggest fan 🫶 | she/her 🏳️🌈 Texas, USA Joined December 2011-
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it should be illegal to message me on a weekend to ask about the status of a very non urgent contract.
so glad that TTPD did not come out during my divorce era because I might have never recovered 😂 I would have been studying for the LSAT to I Can Do It With a Broken Heart on a loop 🔁
I am 5 books away from surpassing the total number of books I read last year, and there are still 8 months left in the year 🤪
me when someone asks me to do my job
if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation
you know how to ball i know aristotle
really annoying to have a wonderful loving supportive partner when a new taylor swift album drops !!! how am I supposed to be so depressed I act like it’s my birthday every day in these conditions
if you dont have a DSM5 diagnosis you will not understand this album like i will
Why was this album Taylor’s Reynolds Pamphlet
LITTLE-KNOWN FOURTH AMENDMENT FACT: The community caretaker doctrine allows the police to conduct warrantless searches of all Swifties' homes today to see if they're doing okay.
got engaged at a castle today nbd 🏰
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this is the same picture
I think that because I’m gay I skew the success of evermore in my mind. Like what do you mean you don’t all worship at her altar?
God forbid a woman remains excited and humble over her achievements
a loss but "to avoid being the center of attention" is so cunty
📲| Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce won't attend the Met Gala, according to TMZ — To avoid being the center of attention.
“I got cursed like Eve got bitten” might be my favorite line in TTPD. Because Eve *didn’t* get bitten. She was not passive. She was deceived by the serpent, yes, but no one forced her hand. Eve chose to bite the fruit. It’s such a layered and deeply self-aware line.
you look like taylor swift in this light, we’re loving it. you’ve got edge, she never did. the future’s bright. dazzling.
She'll know the way, and then she'll say she got the map from me 🌈 I'll say I'm happy for her, then I'll cry myself to sleep
my two personalities fighting each other
I was tame, I was gentle till the circus life made me mean The circus life:
if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation
I don’t know how to explain it but making a straight song gay is ok but making a gay song straight is not. Like I can make Fortnight about my lesbian situationship but you cannot make Casual about your straight one so sorry.
@thestare_sense They’re welcome to any way they want in their heads but it probably shouldn’t be shared on social media because co-opting what little queer art we have feels like punching down.
and this is why i had a better seat than karlie at the eras tour
when it’s “burn the bitch” they’re shrieking, when the truth comes out it’s quiet 🤔
🚨Travis Scott had the highest carbon emissions for any celebrity in 2023 Co2 flight emissions in 2023: 6,061,300 He took 137 flights in his private jet in 2023, travelled 330,145 km and produced a massive 6,061,300 kg of CO2 emissions.
this song is ab a girl not matty bc since when are white christian women clutching their pearls at a white boy racist
forever grateful i’m with a man who is so present & loving & supportive not only to me, but our kids. plus he’s like, really hot. the whole damn package!