Jord @jordugh
Esq.👩🏻⚖️ Mama 🐣 Health Law/Policy Buff 📚 Caffeine Queen 👑 Dogs 🐾 Plants 🪴Sometimes Chickens 🐓 and Ducks 🦆 and baseball ⚾️ *views are my own* Joined November 2011-
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“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside
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My coworkers were telling me on the hardest things about maternity leave is all the kids songs on repeat…like…yeah of course the kids songs were listening to….not Taylor Swift’s entire discography
My coworkers were telling me on the hardest things about maternity leave is all the kids songs on repeat…like…yeah of course the kids songs were listening to….not Taylor Swift’s entire discography
Bird update: this was the only house TSC had. So hopefully this bird that is not a bluebird moves in once I relocate the nest
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Having a baby is crazy bc you mean to tell me I grew this thing in my stomach like I created these little eyeballs and fingers and now there’s an entire human just in my living room rn wreaking havoc at 7am who could possibly grow up and be a mechanic ??? So MF weird
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Tonight is more than a game to Danny Coulombe. Three years after his son Theo was diagnosed with autism, Danny is making it his mission to bring more acceptance to the autism community.
I finished sharky shark yesterday. Next up: baby shark
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Oh, you thought I was a bad bitch? No, no. I said I was a "bed bitch." I love being in bed, snuggled up under the covers.
Just putting my baby to sleep with the soothing rhythmic sound of the breast pump
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I really believe that if you have to cite to Marbury v. Madison, YOU HAVE NO CASE.
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someone tell my baby that "screaming, crying, throwing up" is meant to be a joke
Now that baby has one good long solid stretch of sleep, she and I both wake up starving at 3:00 am
Me when my child who never wants to nap independently naps independently
I can’t believe I have a 2 month old baby. This has simultaneously been the longest and shortest 2 months of my life.
My neighbors when they see me walk outside with the baby
Without his accessories he kinda looks like a whale to me - but he’s going to be a shark….hopefully
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
19K Followers 4K Following Husband. Dad. Oklahoman. Foodie. Amateur Golfer. Personal Injury Attorney.
Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼
Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
17K Followers 2K Following
Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
8K Followers 3K Following New mom. Public Defender @WisconsinSPD. She/her. @IowaLawSchool and @DrakeUniversity alumna. Minnesota-born/Iowa-grown.
Maria @mlstrat
3K Followers 1K Following law person/ex-@commercedems; love: sports (basketball, f1, pga, tennis, football), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine; she/her
kelspluschickies 🏳.. @kelspluscoffee
5K Followers 2K Following in-house counsel in tech 🤖 | neurospicy 🧠 & hearing impaired 🦻| taylor swift’s biggest fan 🫶 | she/her 🏳️🌈
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
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11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
not your lawyer @schizesq
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Melissa Stewart @LissaJoStewart
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Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
mads👩🏻💻cy.. @inreGray
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Lisa Kinsey @realLisaKinsey
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#!/usr/bin/env Rscrip.. @RandVegan
885 Followers 648 Following Vegan. Learning R, Bash, Vim, SCSS and now apparently basic lua
Old Dominion Bar Asso.. @ODBABarVa
96 Followers 332 Following Virginia’s Statewide Bar Association for African American attorneys dedicated to promoting its mission of being "Virginia's Advocates for Equal Justice.”
Aurora Borshealis @aurorabrshealis
4K Followers 3K Following Obstinate, Headstrong Girl • Listens to people talk about their feelings for work & watches CSPAN for fun • Space nerd • Maternal Mental Health • GO UTES!
Elly Buechner @RedFishTwoFish
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8 Followers 215 Following Success is that you don't lose your enthusiasm even though you cross one failure after another.
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ChaoticGoodEsq @ChaoticGoodESQ
22 Followers 84 Following BigLaw attorney trying to make the world a better place in my Louboutin heels
JaxEsq @JaxEsq
423 Followers 1K Following Attorney at Garlic Bread. Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ Neurodivergently charming. #horrorfam #inhouselaw #lawtwitter #ucsbalumni #swiftie IG: @jax.esq
The Legal World 🌍 @LegalWorld2630
80 Followers 681 Following This account covers major legal developments, including judgments, around the world. More often than not in agreement with late Justice Scalia. A textualist.
Chase Swartz @Chase_Swartz3
964 Followers 3K Following Elementary PE Teacher/Fitness Trainer. Proverbs 3:5-6
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460 Followers 6K Following The Millennial Money Woman | Helping 1M+ become financially free by 2030 | Pre-order my new book -› https://t.co/Ma7aK8ODa2
gay harper capote (sh.. @gayharpercapote
916 Followers 2K Following esquire. astrologer. tarot reader. femme. gay af. “a real bitch disrespectfully” - actual review. not legal advice | all opinions my own.
Sara @saraaaaajean
3K Followers 892 Following sorry i was late, i didn’t want to come. @mizzou & @washulaw alumna. texan. m&a lawyer. momma to an adorable pup. she/her.
LNolen @lm_nolen
150 Followers 1K Following lives in North Carolina and thinks the world is a marvelous place.
Madaline Zannes @zanneslaw
40K Followers 24K Following Lawyer: Business, Entertainment, Sports, Tech & web3 Firm: @zanneslawfirm Partner: @metaverseBA @elatalent Seen in Forbes, MIT, CBC, AP 🌠
David Pardue @iplitigate
3K Followers 3K Following Success Without Misery: EX-Chr: GA Bar Trade Secrets Cmte: intellectual prprty, business & emplymnt disputes. Yale Law; AU fan, Tulane, Braves. MidLaw partner.
Drew Richards @drewrichardslaw
407 Followers 2K Following Father to two padawans. Lawyer. Former restaurant warrior. Passionate about access to justice. Sharing what I've learned, but never legal advice.
christopher ikposhi a.. @AbuaIkposhi
293 Followers 3K Following I love politics and believe, if am giving the opportunity i will chage the world
B-LDS @BlackBlessedLDS
4K Followers 3K Following Long Beach, CA raised ♿️ • Member of @Ch_JesusChrist • Father & Husband • Mixed • #LATTERDAYSTORIES on YouTube & Spotify
Larancion Magee @LarancionMagee
137 Followers 513 Following NSU alumni, a current pre law and culinary arts student. Future lawyer. It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
johnson Brown @Bro23116Brown
61 Followers 144 Following
Joey Frombeda @JoeyFrombeda
72 Followers 401 Following
Harry styles @Harrystyle40747
338 Followers 3K Following Hedge Fund Manager | Mentor | Founder Join my trading empire & scale your finances.
and jesstice for all .. @jess_6k
297 Followers 298 Following fan of litigation, instigation, caffeination. notre dame alum. #EndCashBail
Gerard L. Truesdale @G_Truesdale
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Ozymandias__ReadOnly @0zy__readonly
24 Followers 112 Following deleting my main account soon, but creating a read-only account so I keep up with the Twitter gossip
Jump so Jersey @JumpJersey
95 Followers 290 Following Revolutionary, Fringe, wing activist, paperwork, passwords and speed bumps, adventure #savethelake
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DJ Carswell @djcatlaw
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Rachel Z. Ullrich @RachelZiol
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Equity Litigation Gro.. @EquityLit
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Kyle Robisch @FloridaManEsq_
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therealdavearnold @therealdavearn1
2K Followers 5K Following Best daddy ever. Solo Attorney. I try to follow/follow-back JD's. Let's Go O's! Founding Member of 501(c)(3) Amelogenesis Imperfecta Foundation, Inc.
Carol @carolcesar88
476 Followers 4K Following Privacy, IP & Technology attorney. Interests include technology, startups and data protection.
Flying Lady Doctor Sa.. @Yanastarda
456 Followers 2K Following Figuring out how to bridge conscious past + present curiosities, hinging the unhinged together so to speak. Make not safe for work safer for those who work too.
Zach Eyster @zachinpractice
721 Followers 1K Following Lawyers are in the sales business, like it or not. I know a lot about trademarks and very little about almost everything else. Nondirected living kidney donor.
Drew Sher @drew_sher
216 Followers 1K Following If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? #MIZZOUMADE
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
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Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼
Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
Mallory Eeeeeeee @primnimproper_
7K Followers 4K Following Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
17K Followers 2K Following
Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
8K Followers 3K Following New mom. Public Defender @WisconsinSPD. She/her. @IowaLawSchool and @DrakeUniversity alumna. Minnesota-born/Iowa-grown.
KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
Maria @mlstrat
3K Followers 1K Following law person/ex-@commercedems; love: sports (basketball, f1, pga, tennis, football), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine; she/her
kelspluschickies 🏳.. @kelspluscoffee
5K Followers 2K Following in-house counsel in tech 🤖 | neurospicy 🧠 & hearing impaired 🦻| taylor swift’s biggest fan 🫶 | she/her 🏳️🌈
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro
11K Followers 1K Following Partner @McDermottLaw | Employment law + M&A | Mom of 2 | #penfluencer | #lawtwitter crochet club | Views, pens, pans, & puns are my own
not your lawyer @schizesq
7K Followers 952 Following trial attorney | first time mom | bourbon drinker | nothing here is endorsed by my employer
Melissa Stewart @LissaJoStewart
14K Followers 1K Following Civil Rights Lawyer | Drag is not a crime | 🏳🌈 | [email protected] | she/they
res judicatie @cat_i_e
2K Followers 2K Following metro atl family law + criminal defense attorney | jesus follower
Zach Wolfe @zachwolfelaw
10K Followers 3K Following Texas non-compete & trade secret law. Also likes jazz, handstand pushups, Dallas Cowboys. Blog https://t.co/CLP7D26jT8 rated “unspeakably bad” by Twitter.
mads👩🏻💻cy.. @inreGray
10K Followers 7K Following Your local data privacy & cybersecurity lawyer. Proud HBCU graduate & AKA. Aussie immigrant. The World Wide Web is my oyster. Judge is my dog.
Hannah @hannnahmmarie
21K Followers 1K Following civil rights lawyer | no rights without remedies | words mostly on PACER
Kelli Proia 🦖 @lawducate
2K Followers 2K Following Lawyer Success Coach. Adjunct Professor @Suffolk_Law. Just because we practice law a certain way does not mean it is the right way to practice law.
Iftikhar Ahmad @imAhmadIftikhar
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Olga Khazan @olgakhazan
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Aurora Borshealis @aurorabrshealis
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michaeljwhelan @mikejwhelan
21K Followers 15K Following Former Production VP Executive Golf Channel & HBO. Emmy & Peabody Award Winner. Mental Health, cancer & animal Rescue Advocate. Head & Neck Cancer Patient.
katie, paper bag prin.. @ktholdss
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Gretchen Winter, MD �.. @gretchemaben
31K Followers 8K Following I believe in loving others. Animal rescuer. Life explorer. Bibliophile. PCCM. Passions =🎼/💃/✈️/MedEd/Bronchiectasis/Communication/Wellness. #BLM🌈
Clay Jones @SBMPediatrics
5K Followers 751 Following Pediatric/newborn hospitalist (views my own), contributor to Science-Based Medicine. Born on the bayou, just not yesterday. #NSNNN
NCDOT NC12 @NCDOT_NC12
17K Followers 367 Following This is the official Twitter feed of the N.C. Department of Transportation's NC 12, the highway serving the Outer Banks
peanut ball stan acco.. @aliahdomino
8K Followers 5K Following Mom, wife, L&D RN. 🩺 Be a force for good. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 ✨she/her✨
Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken
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Lady Glaucomflecken (.. @LGlaucomflecken
70K Followers 672 Following Speaker. Podcaster. Writer. SCA lay responder. Co-survivor of cancer/SCA/med school/marriage to @DGlaucomflecken. https://t.co/6O5U57OkTg
Wesley @theothermoore
1K Followers 1K Following Public Defender. Professional snark, amateur nerd. Everyone deserves a zealous defense. #pdtwitter
Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes
4K Followers 330 Following A humorous look at life in Charm City. Covering the #Orioles, #Ravens, & all things #Baltimore, hon.
The Baltimore Battery @TheBmoreBattery
6K Followers 1K Following What #Birdland needs to know! Created by @Orioles fans for O's fans! @orioles4life96 @SRJHeckman @Zackattack8211 @jbenowitz1831 @blaw690 @Nick_Forbush
Rachel Z. Ullrich @RachelZiol
1K Followers 1K Following Trying to be the person my dogs think I am. I try employment cases and crochet 🧶 (not @ the same time). Living life w lupus, Hubs and the dogs
David M. Rubenstein @DM_Rubenstein
38K Followers 47 Following Co-Founder and Co-Chairman of The Carlyle Group, philanthropist, interviewer, author and historian.
Jason Benowitz @jbenowitz1831
5K Followers 832 Following Birdland Member who will dust away as the O’s win it all. Writer for @TheBmoreBattery. Biiiiiig Cowser guy. Ohtani enthusiast. I invade @ryanripken show often.
Becca💖 @bejeweled_becca
4K Followers 4K Following Swiftie Club Advisor!✨Debut tour was my 1st concert & I’ve been a swiftie since💖🫶🏼TN/Met Taylor x0🥹Debut 8/11/08💚Rep 7/17/18🖤Eras 6/30/23🪩VANCOUVER N1✨
Kay M. Dingwell🍁�.. @CanadianKayMD
10K Followers 1K Following FM-trained rural emerg doc. Mom of 4 amazing kids, owned by way too many pets, total nerd.
Rebecca @Bec_Shrader
2K Followers 524 Following OB high risk sonographer. Interviewee on This American Life. Sanctimoniously performing soliloquies. Swiftie ✨ , Book 🤓 , Duke 🏀
RohanLaw @RohanLawPC
5K Followers 2K Following 20 yrs JD | Owner @RohanLawPC : personal injury, workers' comp, and criminal defense ⚖️ Featured: CNN, WSB-Ch2, Fox5, 11Alive, CBS46, Telemundo, Univision
JaxEsq @JaxEsq
423 Followers 1K Following Attorney at Garlic Bread. Attractive Nuisance ⚖️ Neurodivergently charming. #horrorfam #inhouselaw #lawtwitter #ucsbalumni #swiftie IG: @jax.esq
Live-Evil @LiveEvil8
186 Followers 2K Following Lawyer/urban planner. Music, cities, investing, steak, beer, and social science/science data (race, sex, health, the environment, etc.)
rach the tortured poe.. @rachisfearless
3K Followers 2K Following swiftie since ‘07 💕 | disney adult | speak now tour 10/26/11 eras tour 3/31/23 | IT support for the tortured poets department | tn x6 PC x9 flavor flav x3
brianna ⸆⸉ @fearlessbri13
2K Followers 2K Following just a swiftie tweeting into the void. 🪶📜vegas n1🪩🫶🏻 • i 🤍 taylor, olivia, and sabrina • 23, inside her fantasy
gay harper capote (sh.. @gayharpercapote
916 Followers 2K Following esquire. astrologer. tarot reader. femme. gay af. “a real bitch disrespectfully” - actual review. not legal advice | all opinions my own.
David Pardue @iplitigate
3K Followers 3K Following Success Without Misery: EX-Chr: GA Bar Trade Secrets Cmte: intellectual prprty, business & emplymnt disputes. Yale Law; AU fan, Tulane, Braves. MidLaw partner.
Drew Richards @drewrichardslaw
407 Followers 2K Following Father to two padawans. Lawyer. Former restaurant warrior. Passionate about access to justice. Sharing what I've learned, but never legal advice.
B-LDS @BlackBlessedLDS
4K Followers 3K Following Long Beach, CA raised ♿️ • Member of @Ch_JesusChrist • Father & Husband • Mixed • #LATTERDAYSTORIES on YouTube & Spotify
jessica ❤️ @JessBakesCakes
694 Followers 192 Following jessica | employing janel moloney one cameo at a time | “ah. west wing.”
and jesstice for all .. @jess_6k
297 Followers 298 Following fan of litigation, instigation, caffeination. notre dame alum. #EndCashBail
Caitlyn @inmyteacherera
5K Followers 5K Following 3rd grade teacher ✏️📚 Stuck in the Lover era ✨💕 Swiftie since ‘06 🎄#1 Christmas Tree Farm Stan🎄
Michaela Taylor @MamaMichaelax
6K Followers 6K Following Mama. Lived experience. Recurrent miscarriage. Stillbirth. PTSD. Severe PND. MBU admission. Passionate about perinatal mental health. Healing is possible. 🌟
Petty Ruxpin, Esq. @CharmCitySpence
2K Followers 3K Following Attorney. Child advocate. Tax LLM. Founder of @BaltimoreFund. Horror fan & Trekkie. #COYS she/her
A @granolalawyer
3K Followers 968 Following I have a lot of hobbies and I speak a lot of nonsense. Formerly @lawandloubs
Lori-Lydia Loveless�.. @lorilydialove
8K Followers 5K Following hi, it’s me, I’m the #swiftie, it’s me 🌈TV Host & Producer. Recruiter. #Habs Fan, Jedi & #Disney Fanatic. I own a lot of instruments & like to smile 🩷☕️
Zach Eyster @zachinpractice
721 Followers 1K Following Lawyers are in the sales business, like it or not. I know a lot about trademarks and very little about almost everything else. Nondirected living kidney donor.
Emily Stedman @mindfullyemily
4K Followers 2K Following Lawyer Well-Being Advocate | Corporate Litigator | Tennis Player | Southerner
Defund the police @dalaimo13
3K Followers 1K Following Defund as a means to Abolish | Prisons too | LWOP is cruel and unusual punishment | Public defense | @defenderunionco | Some BOS sports & #SJUBB | Views my own
Dubs @DubsUW
22K Followers 10 Following Hi, I’m Dubs! This is my official Twitter account as the University of Washington live mascot 🐾
Noah Stout @nostout
1K Followers 996 Following Denver Attorney interested in policy, ideas, and food.
Juice Kiffin @JuiceKiffin
56K Followers 41 Following JD, @umlaw1854 Unofficial @Olemissfb mascot. Only child of @Lane_Kiffin that can be trusted with a credit card. Previous home: @wildrosekennels IG: Juice_Kiffin
Baltimore Brew @BaltimoreBrew
45K Followers 5K Following Independent reporting and informed commentary about greater Baltimore. News tips [email protected]
Mrs PA-C @MrsPA_C
18K Followers 2K Following Welcome to my diary. I enjoy gifs more than most people. Also, I really love dogs. Thoughts are my own 🙃 EM but striving to become a trophy wife
We got our 3 year old into 80s hair bands sorta by accident and now when she’s feeling emotional I occasionally hear a tearful, forlorn “Alexa play Final Countdown by Europe”
Turns out they have Dunkin’ in hell.
Can we talk about the cruelty of taking someone’s ring off their middle finger and putting it on their ring finger knowing they just got out of a long-term relationship with someone who couldn’t commit to marriage? Just dangling her dreams right in front of her to rip them away
fuck yeah, gravy hot tub tonight, bitches!
“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside
I am in the arena (Costco food court) trying things
Policies shape our lives. Whether we’re talking about housing, transportation, education, or criminal justice, we must protect voting rights to ensure that people can decide for themselves who will shape these policies and improve their lives.
i think about how amelia bedelia would do bottomless mimosas more than i care to admit.
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
Newlyweds: ask every married couple you can for advice. Not necessarily because you need or want it - but because you’ll learn so much tea about *their* marriage, if you’re into that ☕️
employer: what are your weaknesses me: crab rangoon
🎶what if he’s written “mine” on my upper thigh only in my mind🎶
I have hit whatever phase of adulthood where you see your blueberry bushes are bursting with these little guys and go OOH. OOOOOOOOH
GUYS SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR SCROLLING BUT PLEASE LOOK AT THIS!!!!!! Our favorite small business sent us the best surprise ever! Everyone tell waffles how cute he is in his new cardigan 🥲 (I literally cannot handle this)
Don’t worry, folks, we didn’t forget about Luna since we had the baby! 🥰🐢
Where does a mansplainer get water? From a well, actually...
@jordugh The internet seems to think it should work!! Apparently eastern starlings will steal bluebirds’ nests, so hopefully she’ll like that beautiful home you got her 🥹🫶
My alma mater (ECU) is offering a Taylor Swift centered class analyzing her lyrics and parasocial relationships of Swifties and as expected…the general public is losing their minds. The downfall of society 🙄 I want to audit the class. English 1500: Taylor’s Version.
it has been a very long week and my toddler did not nap today and has asked me approximately 87 thousand times for another applesauce pouch and i am solo parenting and have not eaten today so i just impulsively doordashed some crab dip and a piece of cheesecake???
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