Kevin Baum @kevinbaum013
Professional attorney, amateur idiot. Canada isn't a real country. Free Island Malvinas! 🇦🇷 'The reason they have instructions on soup.' - @BruceB010 Joined January 2017-
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This is fantastic news.
@kevinbaum013 As somebody whose parents are both from the Bronx, happy playoff day!
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@jaketapper We live in the stupidest time
This one.
This one. https://t.co/SXQOElSEir
I could've had no soul and been a Yankees fan. Instead I'm stuck with perpetual disappointment.
I could've had no soul and been a Yankees fan. Instead I'm stuck with perpetual disappointment. https://t.co/q61L8g8KK3
I cannot stress enough how mortified I would be in this situation. Under no circumstances would I allow someone to sign my name to papers I haven't reviewed, and I would let a court know that and would rectify it immediately if someone did.
I cannot stress enough how mortified I would be in this situation. Under no circumstances would I allow someone to sign my name to papers I haven't reviewed, and I would let a court know that and would rectify it immediately if someone did.
For some reason these assholes don't like being called racists.
This you?
This you? https://t.co/uKgCb7A2Kl
Marc Maron slams the Riyadh Comedy Festival as Bill Burr, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson and more are set to perform at the Saudi Arabia event. “I mean, how do you even promote that? ‘From the folks that brought you 9/11. Two weeks of laughter in the desert, don’t miss it!’ I mean,…
I just got an email about my 15 year law school reunion. I didn't need this today.
It's been done.
It's been done. https://t.co/ATBBtL5smr
Fun fact: that wasn't built by NYC. The Interborough Rapid Transit Company was private until 1940 when it was purchased by NYC.
Fun fact: that wasn't built by NYC. The Interborough Rapid Transit Company was private until 1940 when it was purchased by NYC.
Navarro and Bannon refused to even show up to testify. That's why they were charged and convicted. Charlie Kirk took the 5th when he was asked his age, which, spoiler alert, was impermissible. He wasn't charged. Neither were Meadows or Scavino. This is nonsense whataboutism.
Navarro and Bannon refused to even show up to testify. That's why they were charged and convicted. Charlie Kirk took the 5th when he was asked his age, which, spoiler alert, was impermissible. He wasn't charged. Neither were Meadows or Scavino. This is nonsense whataboutism. https://t.co/n0ChPN1sqX

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