The Pupusa Lawyer 🫓 @PupusaLawyer
(He/his) First-gen Latino lawyer. ⚖️🇸🇻 My views are my own and don’t reflect those of my employer. Pomsky & snek dad. 🐕🐍 Bubble tea addict. #lawtwitter DC Metro Area Joined December 2010-
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Litigation is just calling places to see if they got your subpoena and if they want to pretty please respond.
I’ve participating in several depositions over the last few months. I’ve seen that some OC think good lawyering means being an asshole, esp. to younger attys. Be firm. Make your record. Know the FRCP, Local Rules, and any applicable orders. Keep asking your Qs. They’ll cope.
Someone woke up and said it’d be a good idea to have me, the baby lawyer, lead several civil cases through discovery. You fools. Let it be known, Interrogatory No. 1 will be “How dare you?”
Came to the gym for a walk only to find two birds here. Evidently, these birds are here to lift in a different way than I would expect.
Why is it selfish for a woman not to want to have kids? Not everyone wants to be a parent and people who don't want to be parents usually end up not being good parents.
I have traveled to four states in the last two months to do Big Boy Lawyer™️ stuff. I don’t know how I feel about being away so frequently. On the bright side, I’m accruing a lot of travel comp time. Hope to use it when I have a lull in workload… IF I HAD ONE. 🙃
I flew out of state to take my first depos. After I prepared for the night, I went to a bar to decompress. OC takes the seat next to me ~1 hr later. We ended up chatting and sharing a drink. The depo went well! It was a collegial moment I hadn’t expected but deeply appreciated.
The depo transcript misspelled my first name. *sigh*
Speedrunners when they get to law school and learn about FRCP 56 summary judgment.
Our Boss walked around to ask the new hires whether we were familiar with FRCP 16 and 26 conferences. Some of us weren’t. Boss: Egads, what’re they teaching at law school nowadays? Me: Rule Against Perpetuities.
Billable hours, but dating. 0.2: Researched local used bookstores, restaurants, and museums to visit. 0.1: Squeezed one (1) fat cat for good luck. 0.2: Negotiated terms of complex deal, and scheduled reservations as needed. 0.5: Squeeze the cat again, but for longer.
Pelican tries to eat capybara
Definitely didn’t miss folks On Here letting their inner racist out over how much they miss the good ol’ days when brown/black (AKA “ĎÊí hires” yikes) attorneys weren’t running around ruining things for the rest of them. 👀 Cope.
The legal profession is not okay. Failure to productively convey negative feedback reflects poorly on the supervisor, not the recipient. Too many folks on here have had shitty employers, and it’s developed into a gross bootstrap “you have to suffer too” approach. Seek help.
It makes some people so angry to see the next generation standing up for themselves & setting basic boundaries for how they’re willing to be treated. I’m sorry you, for whatever reason, couldn’t do this for yourself. Truly I am. But that’s not a reason to resent us.
Surprised no one is really addressing the rest of the complaint, like the portion about stealing hours. Billing systems shoot out pre-bills that are reviewed and approved by partners. Why wasn’t the plaintiff allowed to input it? Why did the plaintiff have to email her time?
Surprised no one is really addressing the rest of the complaint, like the portion about stealing hours. Billing systems shoot out pre-bills that are reviewed and approved by partners. Why wasn’t the plaintiff allowed to input it? Why did the plaintiff have to email her time? https://t.co/ZPscwTqKAt
Black attorneys in Biglaw can’t win. If they’re hired, even smart attorneys like Ted will belittle them as DEI hires. If they complain about ill treatment, they’re “difficult” and “not up to the job”
Black attorneys in Biglaw can’t win. If they’re hired, even smart attorneys like Ted will belittle them as DEI hires. If they complain about ill treatment, they’re “difficult” and “not up to the job”
We went from law school requiring 12 pt Times New Roman font, 1 inch margins, standard printer paper at 8.5” x 11” to “Local Rule X requires filings to be in ancient rune carved on a 12” x 12” x 2” marble tablet.”
The number of people I have seen today say that this is an acceptable, or even desirable, way to talk to a colleague makes me physically ill. The other allegations aside, this email is condescending, degrading, and just plain mean. As a profession, we should not normalize this.
The number of people I have seen today say that this is an acceptable, or even desirable, way to talk to a colleague makes me physically ill. The other allegations aside, this email is condescending, degrading, and just plain mean. As a profession, we should not normalize this.
Turbotax keep emailing me, bihh I'm waiting on my W2 ima fck witchu just hold on😂😭….
Liz Gil @LizCGil
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🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
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Alex Su @heyitsalexsu
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KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
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Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
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Alex Su @heyitsalexsu
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Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
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KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Mother of dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Lawyer turned legal recruiter. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
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Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
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Hannah @hannnahmmarie
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Xanthi @xanthiyo
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Michelle (like Obama) @noirleanian
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should i airdrop this to the pilot on my flight
i’m not “bed rotting” i am cocooning. when i emerge i will be better and more beautiful than before
Bullshit. This man has seen it all. This man will file the most scathing motion you’ve ever read & follow up with a “sent from my iPhone” email. This man sees the judges daily & won’t be fooled by your BigLaw ~fear me~ attitude. I’d trust this man with my life.
Why is it selfish for a woman not to want to have kids? Not everyone wants to be a parent and people who don't want to be parents usually end up not being good parents.
Replying to opposing counsel at 1:45 AM and getting a reply back at 2:05 AM. I guess we’re both living the dream
Law students and lawyers who have been irrevocably scarred by The Curve:
Life isn't a competition. You're not competing against anyone. Life is the art of connecting to your own inner voice and having the courage to let it guide you.
Me in trial watching video evidence of me committing a crime I've never done in my life
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I don’t know who this man is but protect him at all costs!! He finally broke it down. So much she had no come back! See the God yall worshipping is yourself and your opinions!! I love how he use the word, the one she claims to know in his argument! Sadly they still won’t get it.…
my paralegal ending an email to OC after they claimed we never sent a demand that we did, in fact send: "Please let me know what else you think we did not do."
This is what Ken thought the patriarchy was
When Legal gets added to the thread of fun marketing ideas
The fact 4 Supreme Court Justices sided with Texas and Abbott should horrify you. Right-wing money has thoroughly corrupted the Court. Another reason why elections matter.
SO EXCITED TO OFFICIALLY CONFIRM (1) I DID RECEIVE MY JD and (2) I GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE ✨🫶🏻✨🫶🏻✨
Tomorrow, at 4:00pm, the universe will confirm is I actually did it. Maybe the nightmares that I failed out of law school will finally stop once the grades are posted
Pelican tries to eat capybara
I finally caught up on ✨the email✨ and every attorney that’s like “well yeah that’s normal” should do some soul searching. If you’re an attorney sending emails like that, it’s time to go heal your inner child (or something else, like retire)
That attitude is why it keeps happening. Is it reality? Sure. Does it have to be? Absolutely not.
@saraaaaajean Clearly you haven’t practiced law because almost all of us in private practice have been exposed to abusive behavior
It makes some people so angry to see the next generation standing up for themselves & setting basic boundaries for how they’re willing to be treated. I’m sorry you, for whatever reason, couldn’t do this for yourself. Truly I am. But that’s not a reason to resent us.
Surprised no one is really addressing the rest of the complaint, like the portion about stealing hours. Billing systems shoot out pre-bills that are reviewed and approved by partners. Why wasn’t the plaintiff allowed to input it? Why did the plaintiff have to email her time?
A Black woman suing @troutmanpepper for racial discrimination included an email from a white male partner: "This is very basic, elementary communication. This has nothing to do with training, or understanding of multifamily transactional law, this is daily required functioning."
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