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but they were—all of them—deceived, for a larger burger was made
but they were—all of them—deceived, for a larger burger was made
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
Lmaooo canon
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.
me coming up from the wine cellar with a glass of amontillado:
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I deal with the 30-40 hotdog vendors that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my music festival bands play?
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I deal with the 30-40 hotdog vendors that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my music festival bands play?
Moses on Mount Sinai:
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who's afraid well you should be of little old me?
who's afraid well you should be of little old me?
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First peek at Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill returning as Batman and The Joker one last time. Will appear in ‘CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS - PART 3’, releasing later this year.
Me: *places a hold on a book in the Libby app* Libby app: There’s a 36 week wait on this book. Me: *starts another book while I wait* *two hours later* Libby app: Your hold is ready.
This site is so funny, man. Absolute disaster.
COD: LOTR We needs it.
they’re going to hit each other:(
Alas, it seems Musk has removed the ability for people to hide their blue ticks. Which was actually one of the funniest stupid decisions he made...
You literally made a movie called Endgame and you guys are theorizing about why people checked out after
The Russo Brothers don't believe in superhero fatigue and think Marvel's recent struggles are due to 'big generational divide about how you consume media' "There's a generation that's used to appointment viewing and going to a theater on a certain date to see something, but it's…
Jerry Seinfeld? You mean the 38-year-old man who dated a highschooler?
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Just ask @TiredActor
bison are not “friend-shaped;” they look like old gods.
Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don't make it awkward.
@joshcarlosjosh the chocolate bar in my pocket:
GOD: okay everyone gets one thing from this bag of traits ELEPHANT: i shall take a long nose GOD: how fun BUTTERFLY: i shall have beautiful wings GOD: oho yes very charming MOSQUITO: i shall be a heinous little bitch GOD: you know what this is my fault i did put that in the bag
What 6 months of consistent looksmaxxing can do for you if you actually try. The thing is, most men will never even do the bare minimum. There is an intense sweetness in the fruit you harvest from the labour of taking care of yourself.