Kris @Kaptain_Krispie
Headstrong and driven. Fascinated by talent and The Arts. usually plays nice. building my empire Joined January 2012-
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The male vocalist in Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time” is Rob Hyman of The Hooters He also co-wrote the song
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The #MetallicaMarchingBand Competition will be returning for year two! With hundreds of thousands of dollars of musical equipment up for grabs, bands ranging from high school all the way up to D1 colleges will look to impress our expert judges. We can't wait to see which creative…
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#Metallica. “Creeping Death.” 1986. That Hetfield could play at this speed, for this duration, with all 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀, is incredible — how would anyone even explain that to a non-guitarist? Basically his right wrist was a genetic mutation!
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Pearl Jam, Neil Young, Alanis Morissette Lead Ohana Fest 2024 See the rest of the lineup: rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…
Sittin here gettin face-thwomped by my cat's tail. He's not helping my card game.
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More discipline today. Less regret tomorrow.
That spider is so big it has hands!
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The world went to shit when big hair went away
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The sexual tension between me and wanting to self destruct.
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I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.
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Listening to weird shit and staring up
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Develop the skill to keep your mind calm and composed in every situation you encounter.
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Don't compare your results to someone else's. You can never be another person, you can only be a better version of yourself.
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I stopped going to my therapist. Instead, I bought the same couch that was in her office and a cat.
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Beautiful people are abundant. Good hearts that don't have an agenda aren't.
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🏆| 'Fortnight' has debuted at #1 on the UK Singles Chart 🇬🇧 — It’s her 4th #1 hit in the country
Actual depiction of me trying to hold it all together lately
This is profound poetry Also check out this remix of a classic
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This picture makes me happy.
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