Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_
headline contributor @theonion, @reductress | writing in @vulture, @thecut, @latimes, @teenvogue, @mcsweeneys, @newyorker, and fan letters to Ina Garten heytomsmyth.com Brooklyn, New York Joined April 2012-
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“yeah i’m looking toward the western sky but i don’t see you…what are you wearing?”
no photo on mike faist’s wikipedia page… and yet they have the audacity to ask me for three dollars every month ???
the only reason i’m not a broadway star is because i’m afraid of getting an unflattering sardi’s caricature
mike faist’s character in challengers being sponsored by uniqlo… yeah i bet
today’s celebrity feuds pale in comparison to hilary duff vs. faye dunaway
can’t help but feel like challengers is a direct rip off of my ferris bueller’s day off fanfiction
books will be written about the two days where sabrina carpenter and reneé rapp were in mean girls on broadway at the same time
date night hive rise up!!!
date night hive rise up!!!
drew barrymore please host an episode of your talk show in character as little edie next
i love when meteorologists have drag names… like what do you mean your name is stormy raines ???
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“are you wearing the—” the ‘i hate mondays’ hat from the garfield movie’s collab with popchips? yeah, i am.
you guys are literally acting like tomorrow is reaping day…and rachel zegler isn’t even eligible yet!
can’t wait for trisha paytas to watch challengers
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Oh I'm OBSESSED… Need to queen out with them
this is how it feels to drink a diet coke
@zachbreechen knowing you tweeted this while in the same building as Jessica Lange…
My interview with the incredible #Challengers cast Part 1: Zendaya on the queerness of the love triangle being a no-brainer:
Dorinda on season 3 of Traitors making someone drink from the poisonous chalice
Me trying not to mention how many threesomes I had in college whenever people talk about Challengers (2024)
I loved Challengers as much as I love all my friends who somehow never have jobs so I wrote about for @vulture 🫶 vulture.com/article/challe…
They should run a woman over with the car.
It’s opening night and the party is just getting started for @bwaygatsby! @JeremyMJordan & Eva Noblezada made their grand entrance to the Broadway Theatre’s red carpet. Follow along on our Instagram story for more coverage of opening night!