astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez
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If the government surveils dangerous people, they need to make sure to look into anyone who says something bad about Jennifer Garner on the internet. They’re prob terrorists too.
Whenever someone is like, “we were waiting for you” I’m always like “why? wtf is wrong w you? Never do that.”
Open shelving (stylish!) is great if you like dust (skin flakes!) in your coffee cup.
Constellations in the fading embers.
Sneak more into minimalism with what we in the spatial concepts trade call a certain "parenthetical maximalism" like it wouldn't even garage up a crater on the estate sales side of the moon
Everything is a template
I think maybe I could fit comfortably in a potato bin
Love seeing a shadbush in bloom this time of year. Its white flowers really stand out among the sleepy oaks and pines and Amazon delivery vans
Trad wives saying "nice" whenever they see the number 11
horrifying if literal: we’re gonna take a blood bath
i need a poptart movie where they fuck.
idk man, I just feel like I’ve lost some of my wang chungability
The feminine urge to start the new bottle of shampoo before finishing the old one
When a squirrel tears across the yard at full speed just to greet you in the morning you've finally earned the stale bread buddy nature achievement badge. Quite the honor.
You can call me your little pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream with caramel drizzle of you wanna
Spring came in like a lamb then came in like an even lambier lamb or some shit
Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
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39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 989 FollowingAnnie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoStabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoThe Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
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3K Followers 3K Following son of the Most High Living God,cousin w/WD GANN: Sacred Math RSR 37 yrs,Philomath,14th Gen Am. Chairman &founder,Humanitarian Trust Compliance Services™Salty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
20K Followers 2K Following Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 989 FollowingAnnie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
48K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/vhLLPJmuO2The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoStabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoThe Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
37K Followers 9K Following So it goes. Tweets👉 https://t.co/CJQMENmWqd @LuvPugFDN 👉https://t.co/WvSLwFgf9x🎄🌹 ᏟᏂᴦi�.. @Daaeismyname
6K Followers 6K Following 🕯✍️ Past the point of no return, the angels make the music of the nightBenny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrctLowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo
3K Followers 661 Following Eight miles high. I'm probably not gonna follow you back.Gross Ray @theheywhoha
2K Followers 830 Following Bankrupt 1930s glove tycoon. She/Her https://t.co/DIXA6HFjdaJack Boot @IamJackBoot
13K Followers 1K Following The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, The Atlantic, Harper's, Rolling Stone. I've read some of these magazines.Matty @bestestname
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8K Followers 6K Following I'm just here to make fun of myself.Marine Biology Shitpo.. @MarineShitposts
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14K Followers 5K Following AuDHD Introverted Canadian/Irish dork who's music dependant & tattooed/pierced • Endless pit of coffee and stimulant consumption 🌁 🦞 A chuisle mo chroí ♡Open shelving (stylish!) is great if you like dust (skin flakes!) in your coffee cup.
Sneak more into minimalism with what we in the spatial concepts trade call a certain "parenthetical maximalism" like it wouldn't even garage up a crater on the estate sales side of the moon
Love seeing a shadbush in bloom this time of year. Its white flowers really stand out among the sleepy oaks and pines and Amazon delivery vans
Trad wives saying "nice" whenever they see the number 11
horrifying if literal: we’re gonna take a blood bath
idk man, I just feel like I’ve lost some of my wang chungability
The feminine urge to start the new bottle of shampoo before finishing the old one
When a squirrel tears across the yard at full speed just to greet you in the morning you've finally earned the stale bread buddy nature achievement badge. Quite the honor.
You can call me your little pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream with caramel drizzle of you wanna
Spring came in like a lamb then came in like an even lambier lamb or some shit
A thousand things, a million things. One is sounding cheap and the other impossible. But what if a billion things told you that an eight passed out was true. Good infinity!!! And welcome to "numbers exaggerate just like our coping mechanisms do."
Apologies for the last tweet my brain is under new management