The Flounder Pounder @Amiigat
BROOKLYN 24/7/365 Brooklyn, NY Joined February 2010-
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I’m went to Alabama recently .... Know what's a fun thing to do there? Pack up and get the fuck out, that's what.
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"Can't shit in the woods now without a random woman watching us." - Bears
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me: dating is hard me on a date: wouldn’t the koolaid man be full of sheetrock since he busts through walls without a lid
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“If you can’t be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you escaped.”
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Drake trying Kendrick is like Dr. Suess getting sassy with Tupac 😄
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I have a gag order, too. Amazon is supposed to deliver it tomorrow.
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Play pen for men 😀
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I was bullied by a cheerleader in high school and she used to tan every day so I stayed out the sun for 34 years and now I look 10 years younger than she does. WHO’S CHEERING NOW BRITTNI?
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When Trumps falls asleep in court, someone should stick his hand in a bucket of warm water and make him pee his pants.
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Somebody loves you baby, psst… it’s me. 🤫
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Me starting a diet: 7am: Egg white veggie omelet 9am: one cookie instead of two
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We exist ❤️
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In my experience, this gets you a meeting with the HR department.
In my experience, this gets you a meeting with the HR department.
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I REALLY don't feel like adulting today but my dogs need me to support their lavish lifestyles so off to work I go 😭😭
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Pie is not for warriors on the move. The Third Army didn't barnstorm Europe on pie. Cookies are mobile, easy to conceal, a tactical dessert.
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I’m went to Alabama recently .... Know what's a fun thing to do there? Pack up and get the fuck out, that's what.
"Can't shit in the woods now without a random woman watching us." - Bears
me: dating is hard me on a date: wouldn’t the koolaid man be full of sheetrock since he busts through walls without a lid
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