Blue Ⓜ️oon @bluestmoon_
I’m back, but less funny than before @[email protected] twitter.com/search?q=from%… New England Joined May 2022-
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In hell, you have to drive around Boston in heavy traffic for eternity
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A really fun thing about winter is I can hate my life but now I can do it while being cold
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Another day walking with lost souls.
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Ever see a photo of yourself and think, “Who the hell is that?”
Every time I think maybe it’s time to start dating again I end up throwing up in my mouth instead
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died a few thousand deaths, thinking of you
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Seeing new boobs is always exciting
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Ibuprofen should be free for anyone over 40.
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Congratulations men, I’m attracted to 1 out of every 500 of you
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I'll head to whatever app that brings favstar back.
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Me: Some people are just so sensitive Also me: It's been over 5 minutes I can't believe you haven't followed me back
I long for the days when I had hot and funny to balance out the anxiety and depression
Just watched a carny blow his nose in his hand and then carry on as normal
Have I not checked my mail for 5 weeks or has the post office hired sloths to deliver it
Depression and anxiety fist fighting each other for control over me
I can’t even remember what it felt like to be happy but I know it was better than this shit
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Y'all.
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I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbours loud motorcycle tomorrow morning
Ever see a photo of yourself and think, “Who the hell is that?”
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Congratulations men, I’m attracted to 1 out of every 500 of you
Due to current events my pimp hand has been considerably weakened
Me: Some people are just so sensitive Also me: It's been over 5 minutes I can't believe you haven't followed me back
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