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i just watched a bumblebee wash her face & sometimes life is good
If someone wrote a novel about a president on trial for paying off a porn star and the first witness was named "Pecker," you'd hand that back for a rewrite.
Nothing seems to fuck people up more than the ‘it’s supposed to be like this’ stuff they carry around in their head.
As far as I know I’ve never been abducted by aliens but one time I listened to a 90 minute cassette with a bootlegged Phish song on it and woke up 3 days later trading artisanal besoms for drawings of dragons
Oh thanks but it’s not a lip shade, it’s blood.
“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” ― Carl Jung
My 3 primary reactions when looking at Twitter's Trending Topics: 1. OH MY GOD I hope they aren't dead 2. OH MY GOD I hope they ARE dead 3. Who the fuck is that?
Those things that always made you feel like you were different are the exact reasons you are special.
Today's goal is to be proud of what I do and not get embarrassed by my mistakes... because others do so much more embarrassing crap than me. Why should I stress?
Don’t go looking for a conversation in an echo chamber.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the shrewdness to turn my discontent into a brand, monetizing it on social media. Work is for suckers. Amen.
Trey @treydayway
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27K Followers 3K Following pianist and composer, dreamer and words weaver; WORDS https://t.co/oTw8XDGt8A MUSIC https://t.co/UeJh1a71Oz;Lєαƒ @Elfhood_
10K Followers 2K Following яєѕᴛᴏяɪηɢ ᴛʜє ຕуѕᴛєяу. Restoring the Original Stories. Restoring the Sovereign. https://t.co/SrZ2CYW63k https://t.co/n2E4n5Yy95 мутнмαкєяJane Says... @CrisisLined
4K Followers 444 Following On a certain level, this is therapy. I write to keep the moments, and to let them go… runaway train of thought mental health musings. Dreaming of HIM. 🦜Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoCat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.h @ItsAPerfectLife
47K Followers 438 Following half of me is made of sunsets and the other half night skyThe B. @anerdonfire2
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781 Followers 2K Following Music & Art of Music, from around the globe. My friends call me Al.Saga Verge @Ijaz_Aslamm
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718 Followers 3K Following I can't sleep in the daytime. I'm known as the office oddball. I have always been fearful of people and it is easier for me to be sexual with strangers.Blue Ⓜ️oon @bluestmoon_
839 Followers 404 Following I’m back, but less funny than before @[email protected]Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1XIvsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2kSalty MacTavish 🇺�.. @SaltyMacTavish
13K Followers 9K Following We hardly talk about clams anymore and frankly I’m steamed about it https://t.co/MEeOiowPL2Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekKA Murder Of Crows @TheWellOfSongs
29K Followers 1K Following life is only a struggle against becoming what you despiseVlada Mars @VladaMars
27K Followers 3K Following pianist and composer, dreamer and words weaver; WORDS https://t.co/oTw8XDGt8A MUSIC https://t.co/UeJh1a71Oz;Lєαƒ @Elfhood_
10K Followers 2K Following яєѕᴛᴏяɪηɢ ᴛʜє ຕуѕᴛєяу. Restoring the Original Stories. Restoring the Sovereign. https://t.co/SrZ2CYW63k https://t.co/n2E4n5Yy95 мутнмαкєяJane Says... @CrisisLined
4K Followers 444 Following On a certain level, this is therapy. I write to keep the moments, and to let them go… runaway train of thought mental health musings. Dreaming of HIM. 🦜Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat
61K Followers 4K Following murder and cake. https://t.co/O1Sm1XVNmoCat From Nowhere @kv8
17K Followers 10K Following omnipresent in absentia, perchance frittering my time away on twitter. ok fine, X. .•| sui juris |•.h @ItsAPerfectLife
47K Followers 438 Following half of me is made of sunsets and the other half night skyThe B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, InfernoZeroSanctumVoid @ZeroSanctumVoid
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5K Followers 3K Following Just like weed, I make everything better. Doll, Baby Girl,Sweetheart,Goddess 💍 Stay out of my DM's with your pee pees 1117Maynard J Keenan @mjkeenan
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764 Followers 454 Following I love writing, taking pictures, long conversations, driving, Disney, listening to music, finding the good in people, and reminding them of their strengths 🥰MurphyRae @murphyrae1215
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14 Followers 17 Following This is some sort of fucked up diary, ain’t it?! Ha! Don’t say there wasn’t a trigger warning… Explaining myself, to myself…and more!Red_Shirt_no2 @Red_Shirt_no2
552 Followers 345 Following ~15,521 mosquitoes in a trench coat. He/him. The election was not stolen. https://t.co/QvLAtLadIh…🪬Seven Claiire🪬 @GSevenaldway
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5K Followers 4K Following Just osmosis. Falling upwards not down. Catch me if you can. Sky’s no limit. 🇦🇺John R. Hinton @JohnRHinton2
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1K Followers 1K Following | Licensed meat-shield skele-mech pilot | Humanist | Honor | The Void |Blue Ⓜ️oon @bluestmoon_
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@RickNothing Rich rapists have it made in NY. I suppose now he'll be the toast of NYC society.
sorry i haven't been around, i just discovered this is us
Run free, my friends!
More than 100 inmates have escaped from a prison near Nigeria's capital Abuja after overnight heavy rains destroyed parts of the facility, say prison officials ⤵️ aje.io/5pl9ln
Maybe if they make you fly blind they want to see you crash and burn.
It's a game of chess except your opponent's pieces are all your favourite snacks and you get to eat them when you take that piece... best game ever, people. Checkmate
My reply is: please remember to close your parentheses.
i live close to rocky mountains and forests but i always miss the roar of the sea.
@CarmMartina I told everyone I knew at the time of his abuse of me and nothing was done, offered, changed.
@CarmMartina That is an ignorant offensive comment. More men need to support women and stop abusing women.
@rachel2manypaws I found one curled up for a nap on a dandelion in the sun and honestly I wish I was her
Sorry sorry… did I just read that right? Harvey Weinstein has his rape conviction overturned because his lawyers have said there was too much bad character evidence and too many women came forward with their own experiences? Fucking spare me. Honest to god. The state of this…
What. The. Actual. Fuck. Harvey Weinstein's New York conviction from 2020 was just overturned in a 4-3 decision by the Court of Appeals. Apparently, they thought his trial was unfair because they judged him on too much of his past evil. Why is the law THIS stupid?
Everyone knew about Harvey Weinstein. Everyone knew about R. Kelly, Bill Cosby, and Jeffrey Epstein. Everyone knew about the Catholic priests. Everyone knew about Donald Trump. I’m so tired of people protecting rich perverts, keeping their dark secrets for decades. So damn tired.