The Word Mistress @WordMistressss
probably not as Ladylike as I feel ~When the wind blows I want to feel it everywhere- a little wanton but realistic A whimisical Zepplin garden Joined September 2012-
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Not tonight Daddy. I’m teaching my new cat to high-five
I'm playing binaural beats for cats This is where I am dwell now
I got a new cat, some watermelon tourmaline and 5 lbs of gummy bears today so winning
Angryyy cat loaf New cat is super affable and maybe dumb. My big boy is hissing and growling and Von trap is like wut 🤷♀️☺️
New cat today Von trapp is his name He’s like “love me hug me pet me love me hug me pet me” - like a dog
Spooning my cat is literally the only time that I am the big spoon
Nudist Hot Springs are great until you’ve seen 67 ball sacks. Nope
I haven’t turned on my TV since before Christmas
Heilung at Red Rocks With a full moon What a trip
Heilung Wow So many people are going to have great sex tonight
Denver folks! heading to a show at red rocks this evening We’d like to check out the area early like tourists Do we drive and park? What kinda of nightmare is it?
Sitting in a Denver neighborhood by Sloan’s lake There must be a zombie apocalypse here So. Many people. Running.
This is witch wind It’s warm and swirly and comes up from Below anointing feet And caressing thighs And moving the energy Up through your Kundalini
Denver Where you lose 3 lbs in 24 hours but it’s really just allll the hydration in your body sent to the ethers
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i dated a guy in the 90s who would go to thrift stores and take the forgotten tapes out of the answering machines. we would go smoke cigarettes and listen to them. that was living, that was living!
I went to grab just a wee bit of sharp cheddar cheese and ended up with a whole ham and sharp cheddar sandwich with Pringles on the sandwich…the real dangers of marijuana.
All I’m saying is you don’t know you’re too fucked up to clip your toenails until you try🤷♂️
Thought I was going to lose my fence for a minute…some serious freaking wind
All I know is I’m making tacos tomorrow so everyone just relax
Him: I bought those cookies you like so much Me: no, I told you I don’t like the ones with coconut Him: oh sorry *proceeds to eat entire box Rinse repeat
This place is a shitshow and I want my ticket refunded.
People you know from back in the day won’t like you bc they see you making leaps and bounds ahead of them. Das cool, block them if needed. They’ll be alright. Evolve, get paid, and be happy.
The restaurant labeled my 7yo’s take out chicken fingers as … “kids finger” and now she’s running around the house maniacally laughing and saying “deeeelicious kids fingers mmmm” as she eats them oh no
So I said oooh I knooooow and she said oooh I knooooow and anyway nice to meet you 😘
@WordMistressss Absolutely! So glad you found each other and hope it works out with your other cat😸
“Spaced Owl” • 5x7” • watercolor & ink
Add a touch of wit to your wardrobe with our comical T-shirt - 'Let's Eat, Kids! Punctuation Saves Lives, Grammar' - a fun reminder of the importance of language precision! 😄👕 #FunnyTees #GrammarNerd #LanguageHumor ducon.space/comical-let-s-…
Well we're approaching the middle of the night before the move, after a couple of the most stressful weeks ever. Seems like a great time to cut my own hair. This will help.
Got in a fight with a hoof knife. The next chapter in my book shall be called, ‘Blood on My Boots’.
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