Bimbo Saggins 🇨🇦 @bitzydimbo
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tinkle tinkle little bladder, every night you make me sadder 😭
I relate to the Goddess every day.
I don't think a disembodied skull is scary. What's it gonna do, trip you?
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes if i wanted to wait i'd send you a letter through a fucking pigeon instead
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever
you're sick if you enjoy horror movies
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the moonrise is a silent notification
Look at the Kookaburra
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Love that science can just claim that time probably don't exist. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information? The instructions on this lasagna make no mention of how best to cook it in intangible conditions.
Do you remember your parents’ pet name for you? Mine was Anne Hatfield.
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@bitzydimbo Turning to the rats worked for Mrs. Frisby
I don't think a disembodied skull is scary. What's it gonna do, trip you?
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes if i wanted to wait i'd send you a letter through a fucking pigeon instead
I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever