LTB @_Tempo11
Doctor. Holistic as fuck. Every Starbucks barista hates me... https://t.co/JCGn74YlZn TORONTO • CANADA Joined November 2011-
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Putting together a thoughtful playlist will get you things.
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Her body is better than her tweets. And her tweets are outstanding.
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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.
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I haunt my local grocery store like a Victorian widow. I’m always there. Always sad. Always buying soup.
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I'll only speak to a post menopausal woman if I like her mustache.
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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and gives them to Keith Richards.
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Remember the good old days when commercials used to try and sell us products, now they just bitch at us about everything.
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I’m the type of guy that will make sure you wore your helmet biking but then respectfully disrespect you.
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I need someone to help me move a heavy rock (?) that is definitely (?) dead.
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You don't get to comment on the world until you've made your bed.
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A Disney cruise? Sounds horrifying.
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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it
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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything.
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Mexican food and Mexican beers on a patio overlooking the water kinda vibes.
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Omg, I love where this is going. ~Me hearing a good recipe.
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Swagger like it might fall out and inconvenience everyone
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