LTB @_Tempo11
Doctor. Holistic as fuck. Every Starbucks barista hates me... https://t.co/JCGn74YlZn TORONTO • CANADA Joined November 2011-
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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.
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I haunt my local grocery store like a Victorian widow. I’m always there. Always sad. Always buying soup.
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I'll only speak to a post menopausal woman if I like her mustache.
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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and gives them to Keith Richards.
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Remember the good old days when commercials used to try and sell us products, now they just bitch at us about everything.
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I’m the type of guy that will make sure you wore your helmet biking but then respectfully disrespect you.
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I need someone to help me move a heavy rock (?) that is definitely (?) dead.
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You don't get to comment on the world until you've made your bed.
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A Disney cruise? Sounds horrifying.
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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it
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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything.
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Mexican food and Mexican beers on a patio overlooking the water kinda vibes.
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Omg, I love where this is going. ~Me hearing a good recipe.
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Swagger like it might fall out and inconvenience everyone
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I can stay away for days if that’s what you want my dear
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When a man says to sit on his face and not to worry about whether or not he can breathe, what he means is exactly that. The worst case scenario is that he dies happy.
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