LTB @_Tempo11
Doctor. Holistic as fuck. Every Starbucks barista hates me... https://t.co/JCGn74YlZn TORONTO • CANADA Joined November 2011-
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Allegedleigh would be a great girls’ name.
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Get you a man who knows what clothes can, and cannot go in the dryer.
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It's 5 degrees below zero. A walk in freezer is warmer why does anyone live like this
I can’t decide if I’d rather be Mel in Virgin River or Emily in Paris.
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If someone says “dress comfortably,” and you wear jeans, I’m going to need you to explain your reasoning because I don’t understand.
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Is it just me or are guys wearing suits that are one size to small for them
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Unfortunately, it’s lining up like I might have to “work for it” today so let’s go.
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Wife: why is there a password on your phone? Me not wanting her to see my google history of words I can’t spell: I’m cheating on you
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The feminine urge to be the craziest woman he’s ever met.
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You know it's a pretty good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up.
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Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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Another viral tweet lost to the shower.
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Seven cups of coffee and still not awake.
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Allegedleigh would be a great girls’ name.
No one told me to post this. I just like it. 🤣🤣
It's 5 degrees below zero. A walk in freezer is warmer why does anyone live like this
If someone says “dress comfortably,” and you wear jeans, I’m going to need you to explain your reasoning because I don’t understand.
Is it just me or are guys wearing suits that are one size to small for them
Unfortunately, it’s lining up like I might have to “work for it” today so let’s go.
You know eventually you have to clean up all that stuff you swept under the rug.
Wife: why is there a password on your phone? Me not wanting her to see my google history of words I can’t spell: I’m cheating on you
@_Tempo11 @SophicSiren It's just a day that ends with "day".
The feminine urge to be the craziest woman he’s ever met.
Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
I'm pretty much always down for a high five.
Imagine how much quicker the trip to the emerald city would have been with waze.
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