TapasGirl2 @TapasGirl2
Beagles & Bourbon 🥃 📚 Same girl with a different label 🏷 formerly @girlontapas mobile.twitter.com/search/?q=%28t… Charlotte, NC Joined July 2022-
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I’m at the stage where if I exert myself, ibuprofen is my morning after pill.
no one knows how much pain it took to become this calm.
if by chance our paths cross again if will be with a smile
People who can sleep without white noise or a fan are psychopaths.
In this drawer, I keep the time I walked into a door frame in front of a handsome, cruel man.
There is a direct correlation between how much I am annoying my kids and how heavily they accentuate the M’s when they say “Mom.”
The jokes on her, not only did I go fly that kite but I had a great time doing it.
There are only two things I hate about public transport: 1. The public 2. The transport.
I know the edible kicked in when out of the blue I want to DM people about how good of a parallel parker I am.
if i ever need to assemble an elite team of ride or dies i’m headed straight for the nearest bar bathroom to round up my girlies bc we ride at dawn.
Someone told me that they had an American Express High Heel account yesterday and I was super disappointed when I found out it was “high yield” instead.
How can it be 2023 and I’m still unplugging and re plugging the printer in to make it work…
Have you ever said "today I'm going to change the sheets" then waited six years?
I'm going to get through this, even if there is no other side.
Every time Tik Tok says “your network is unstable”, I think “so, my life is unstable, where’s the video”…
25 year old coworker: please stop saying “stupid,” it’s politically incorrect and hurtful Me: what are you stupid?
The first rule of Micromanager Club is…here I’ll just show you
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no one knows how much pain it took to become this calm.
if by chance our paths cross again if will be with a smile
People who can sleep without white noise or a fan are psychopaths.
In this drawer, I keep the time I walked into a door frame in front of a handsome, cruel man.
There is a direct correlation between how much I am annoying my kids and how heavily they accentuate the M’s when they say “Mom.”
The jokes on her, not only did I go fly that kite but I had a great time doing it.
There are only two things I hate about public transport: 1. The public 2. The transport.
I know the edible kicked in when out of the blue I want to DM people about how good of a parallel parker I am.
Don't you fucking worry about how much bacon I've eaten.
I may look okay, but sometimes I still randomly get mad that Rose let Jack die in Titanic. There was room for 2 on that damn door.
if i ever need to assemble an elite team of ride or dies i’m headed straight for the nearest bar bathroom to round up my girlies bc we ride at dawn.
Have you ever said "today I'm going to change the sheets" then waited six years?
Everyone wish the lovely @TapasGirl2 a big Happy Birthday! Hope it’s a great one my friend! 🎉Party in the Backyard tonight!🎉 🌴☀️🎂🥂🍻🍹🍸🥃🍺🍾🧉🌴
I'm going to get through this, even if there is no other side.
🦋
The first rule of Micromanager Club is…here I’ll just show you
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