Emily Whalen @WDawg53
Intensely self-deprecating & also a vapid narcissist. Boston, MA Joined October 2018-
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"I love you ain't that the worst thing you've ever heard" yes @taylorswift13
Ask for help? No I enjoy fucking things up on my own.
My family told me I’m funny when I’m tired. It’s called no filter.
i don’t want to be loved because i’m reliable, i want to be loved for my personality, for my smile and my voice.
😂😂 Perhaps I should?
😂😂 Perhaps I should? https://t.co/gBOSxMz1dp
Scrolled too fast by this photo of Elon Musk and thought it was Zach Braff going through a rough divorce
To all you demented Kyle Rittenhouse fans out there: Bob's Big Boy can file all the defamation lawsuits he wants, but he won't win a single one. I can call him a murderer all day long if I feel like it. So, bite me, dipshits.
Mfs only get offended when you’re full of yourself because they want you to be full of their negative projections and opinions of you😂
Calm down baby calm down... Lyrics that will not make me calm down
I’m having a hard time activating my holiday spirit. Pretty sure my switch is broke.
It’s Friday, right? I’m completely discombobulated.
Still in her bed, still burping. Marla is still full.
More thanks giving, less hot taking
If you can learn to laugh at yourself, you will never, ever run out of material.
Me: How'd you injure your back? Friend: I dropped something, bent down to pick it up, and my back said, "You sure 'bout that?"
HI BABY GORGEOUS! @Kathryn0687
11K Followers 5K Following Kathryn || Delightfully unhinged || Bravo, Bravo, Fucking Bravo || I stan problematic Housewives || Follow me on IG: @babygorgeousredux
karanbir singh 🫶 @karanbirtinna
29K Followers 4K Following The next person to make a stereotype Indian joke is getting beaten to death by my snake charming flute!
LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds
19K Followers 4K Following nostalgic for last week's tuna sandwich. knock it off.
7u4btp0ndt @rwlpsndsw
13 Followers 780 Following We first transfer USDT to you TRC20, you return 90% to BEP20, you get 10% , 2K per day Our co hv a large amt of USDT need to from TRC20 convert to BEP20 network
Yan @yan_easton
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Sheriffo Sanyang @SheriffoSanyan5
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anilsree @anilsreeq
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Eliana Velasquez @ElianaV32452376
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The Surly Den 🗽 @SurlyDen
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Sesesa @sesesa37168
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Shebe @Shebe2027430
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Reel_Rapture @RaptureRee84367
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scott white @scottwhite010
118 Followers 4K Following I’m the winner of $768.4 million dollars from power ball lottery,I’m giving you $10k to my list 5k that needed help, Just dm I Followed Scott
davejohnson210201 @ra_mj
92 Followers 2K Following I’m the winner of $768.4 million dollars from power ball lottery,I’m giving you $10k to my list 5k that needed help, Just dm I Followed Dave
Luke Bryan @luke_bryan39304
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PrivateLukeBryan @private_bryan
313 Followers 3K Following "But I Got A Beer In My Hand" and "Southern and Slow" out now! Mind of a Country Boy Tour on sale now
Ellie @Ellie9985152399
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Mary @Mary82002357236
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Lisa Nelson @NelsonLisa2422
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Anna Henderson @AHenderson46138
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Phyllis @phyllisroof66
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Billie @billie_gendreau
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Connor Nielsen @ConnorNiel36414
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Kim Anderson @KimAnderso58906
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Bianca @bianca_orozco_
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Elvis Tate @TateElvis87089
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Maci Bishop @MaciBishop8261
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Latoya @latoya_payne4
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Debra @simpson51debra
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Warwick @wazzamoss
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Cecelia Moore @CMoore59310
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Constance @constanceeudy52
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Heather @heather_lincour
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Cheri @rhodescheri79
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Laurene @laurene_smith_
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Luke Bryan @Lukebryan19733
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Callie Erickson @EricksonCa84238
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Aurelia @aurelia_mendez4
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Marianna Phillips @MariannaPh66589
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Ruth Wright @RuthWright35047
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Chang Sauer @ChangS22065
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Michelle @smith_michelle4
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Frederica Riedmayer @FredericaR11297
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Tony Sakakeeny @SakakeTo
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Alexa Mcconnell @AlexaM24979
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Elaine @Elaine1071590
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Betty @bettymoore94
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Mike @mikeconyers242
201 Followers 642 Following peace is what the world needs. God bless America 🇺🇲. #freespeach #peacetotheworld
Kamari Levy @LevyKamari10021
110 Followers 3K Following
Heather @hearon_heather4
175 Followers 3K Following
(((Tara Dublin))), Ro.. @taradublinrocks
111K Followers 22K Following Writer. Author of THE SOUND OF SETTLING, A Rock & Roll Love Story. Boy & Cat Mom. Jersey Girl in PDX. Democrat for life. https://t.co/AvD3vVEigP #SignTara
Ginny Hogan_ @ginnyhogan_
165K Followers 6K Following thank you for bearing with me, links to everything below
Dan White @atdanwhite
155K Followers 2K Following comedy writer | reps: Framework Entertainment | I perform weekly on @improvisdead
ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
145K Followers 3K Following tv/film writer, comic, queer. host @podshamespiral, copy @iamthirtyaf & co-host @gayshamecomedy- next show 4/16 @unionhallny! mgmt: @zerogravitymgmt
ADHDean @ADHDeanASL
23K Followers 5K Following BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
natalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.
jon drake @DrakeGatsby
112K Followers 2K Following they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod. senior brand strategist for @trymetafy
Adam @adamgreattweet
63K Followers 3K Following Resident physician as seen on Buzzfeed and TV, RTd by Barack Obama. He/Him
Tom E. Curran @tomecurran
168K Followers 1K Following Patriots Insider, NBCSports Boston. I putt one-handed.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke
39K Followers 10K Following Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
cass city @HeavenlyGrandpa
27K Followers 869 Following i’m cassidy kulhanek i’m a comedian and my dad is very proud of me!
Katie D @KatieDeal99
16K Followers 2K Following Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 https://t.co/iMruSPyTav
HI BABY GORGEOUS! @Kathryn0687
11K Followers 5K Following Kathryn || Delightfully unhinged || Bravo, Bravo, Fucking Bravo || I stan problematic Housewives || Follow me on IG: @babygorgeousredux
Haley OC @MILFWEEED
66K Followers 856 Following i like doing comedy, acting, writing and educating about/ingesting weed
Jessie @mommajessiec
77K Followers 6K Following *awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
zach silberberg @zachsilberberg
53K Followers 4K Following tv in new york. no views my own. my birthday is this year
Unbiased Ev @DoubleVodkaDon
84K Followers 808 Following Barstool Sports | @StoolGambling | tOSU Alum | @PicksCentral 2021 & 2022 Gambler of the Year | @BarstoolCFB | @SpinninBackfist | Crossed Paths with Zendaya
P a u l ◉ @ybarrap
73K Followers 53K Following News curator & commentator. Art aficionado with a passion for science, math, electrical engineering, and fitness.
Jeremy Swayman @JeremySwayman
17K Followers 300 Following Anchorage, Alaska | University of Maine hockey | Boston Bruins prospect
HISTORY @HISTORY
2.8M Followers 552 Following What you need to know about the past to help inform the present and understand the future. You can also find us on FB, IG, TikTok, TV and https://t.co/VVDHroIMcB.
Tammy's Blue Voice @TammysBlueVoice
24K Followers 24K Following #Neurodivergent #VeteransMatter #ProChoice #ProtectLgbtqiaKids #TransRights #Diversity #Empathy #Compassion #Kindness #Atheist #GoodTrouble #DMsFromFriendsOnly
Ray @RayLW3
261 Followers 1K Following B's, UNH Hockey, Sox, DW➡️Bowyer➡️Preece, DMB, Jeep 👋n, good beer & food. Strong supporter of our military & first responders. Working in beverage industry
vision bored @visionbored2
43K Followers 989 Following
Princess Consuela Ban.. @iluvtacos0822
96K Followers 2K Following I’m a wife/mom and my love language is Weiner dogs, coffee, food, video games and sports. Green eyes that will haunt you. https://t.co/WqHdn2i3z5
Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise
209K Followers 6 Following The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity.
Florida Chris @chrislongview
32K Followers 3K Following Proud Montanan & Floridian. Huge nerd w/ a lab named Shelby. I raise lots of $ for stuff. Loves: Emory, Vanderbilt, Columbia, USF, beach, clearly a homo.
Bryan With a Why @doublewenis
4K Followers 1K Following Stuck between wanting to be a better person and not really knowing how to steal someone’s identity.
Travis Kelce @tkelce
1.4M Followers 1K Following Always remember WHO you are.... and WHOSE you are!! #HeightsRaised
skylar christ @legitskylar
1K Followers 530 Following kids need somethin to read while they're gettin tear-gassed
Lynda hates GOP thugs @IvanasStairCam
75K Followers 48K Following Livid Introvert. Democracy Warrior. Creative INFJ. Animal Advocate. Forgotten Gen Xer. There is no Planet B.
Derek @DerekNeverFails
27K Followers 12K Following On the right side of history & hard to kill. I start businesses & fights. Democrat because I’m not a fascist. The only Jesus I follow: @DereksNtFunny
Darius Aniunas @dariusaniunas
9K Followers 26 Following Tips for ☕️☝🏻 Proudly collecting never-ending sand in my shoes while documenting daily dramas of Cape Cod beaches. Join me on this sandy adventure!https://t.co/h4jUDZUlL0
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
Miss Moneypenny @MoneypennyNaked
48K Followers 7K Following The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go & holding on. • Cat tweets: https://t.co/j9ulDA4QKN
Mark Thompson @Son_of_a_Thomp
3K Followers 3K Following A Cartoonerer. The New Yorker..er. This stream is unreliably narrated.
The•Crime•Diva @thecrimediva2
1K Followers 1K Following Warning: Dark Humor | Justice Seeker | Proud 🇺🇸 | Lover of True Crime | Truth Teller 🖤 🖤 🖤 🖤 { Original Acct: @TheCrimeDiva }
Bryan Kohberger @Bryankohberger
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Mike Pence's Other Mo.. @cooltxchick
125K Followers 23K Following Author. Screenwriter. Mom. Resister. Traitor Hater. Sexual Anarchist. Independent journalist. Pardon the Insurrection co-host #DemVoice1
Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays
12K Followers 834 Following Retired govt teacher. I make political rants, sometimes it’s funny. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ blm. Feminist overlord. Pronoun Queen. Reluctant TikTok enthusiast. ND. 🥄
Nurse Ashley 💁🏼.. @TheBlondeRN
37K Followers 4K Following RN in surgery. CNOR. MSN student. Advocate. Veteran. Wife. Mom of 3 boys (1+twins) #nursetwitter #orthotwitter Insta/Tiktok: theblondern_ashley
Marina Medvin 🇺�.. @MarinaMedvin
251K Followers 678 Following Politico calls me a “Conservative firebrand”
Sarah Raviani @sarahraviani
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✨Ms_Ashhole ✨ @MsAshBash420
35K Followers 4K Following 38 ❤️ widow🦄 Mom 👶🏼 I’m just here to have a little fun 📷 photographer 👀 taker of no shit. FAFO⭐️dubbed the 3rd biggest bitch in the world😘
Big Toofed Blonde @BigToofedBlonde
41K Followers 1K Following Stolen for a year. I’m bringing teeth back. Future crazy cat lady.
TRE SEVEN @TrevonDiggs
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❤️Hush Jared🤙 @HushJared
11K Followers 3K Following Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! See the same tweets and a Great Value Tik Tok at https://t.co/qTJ7keqLhW He/Him BLM
Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric
27K Followers 9K Following Gen X Superhero. Old people jokes for my old people followers. 90’s Kid Alumni. #cheeseburgers
Flash1x⚡️ @Tankdell4
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Cynfully Sweet @CynfullySweetXO
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My Inside Voice @My_InsideVoice
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Christina Grimmie @TheRealGrimmie
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Disheveled Mom @wittysnuggles
5K Followers 6K Following Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Bingeing Bravo @BingeingBravo
2K Followers 532 Following who needs anti-depressants when you can watch #RHONY season 3 for the 115th time since the pamplemousse hit
Thank u for allowing me to reset this year. I moved back to Kentucky and gave u an album I could not have made on the road. Surrounded by family & childhood friends this has been one of the happiest years of my life. But now…a new era begins. Lovin On Me at midnight EST.
Hamas ripped Israeli women and children from their homes after murdering, torturing, and raping their family members and neighbors. The terrorists then held them against their will, fed some little more than rice, forced some to film propaganda videos, and this FUCKING MORON…
Imagine being an Israeli who has been kept alive in Gaza by Hamas amidst the unprecedented bombing campaign of Gaza by your government. While Gazans are being killed, city blocks flattened, bombs and missiles falling continuously; and you have now witnessed and experienced all…
I cannot stop thinking about how many more people this is happening to, now, right this moment, and even to the extent that IOF soldiers are filming the jewelry and pets they’ve stolen with bright eyes and wide smiles
during the Nakba, my grandmothers sister buried her jewelry under her home before she was forced to leave. I wonder constantly if it’s still there, under the feet of the settlers comfortable in their lives above her heartbreak.
😂😂 Perhaps I should?
Screenshot and Quote with yours. You are a 10 but... (lies, sometimes I sleep)
Scrolled too fast by this photo of Elon Musk and thought it was Zach Braff going through a rough divorce
and she definitely knows this thank god cuz you know mattel hungry asses were tryna discuss sequels
and it doesn’t need to be! some things are best left one and done like
Margot Robbie is doubtful that ‘BARBIE 2’ will happen. “I think we put everything into this one. We didn't build it to be a trilogy or something.” (Source: @APEntertainment)
In the morning's freshness and quiet it is your beautiful soul I feel and love.
I’m having a hard time activating my holiday spirit. Pretty sure my switch is broke.
Yearly holiday reminder that it costs $0 to be kind to retail workers, servers, & delivery people.
Touchdown Ohio State. This game is a fucking war
Yesterday my boss told me I light up the room and I'd like to formally request that Josh host my Dateline thank you so much
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