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Migraines are such an unnecessary twist of the knife.
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If action movies have taught me anything, it’s that a woman with strikingly unnaturally blonde hair is always evil.
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People always clean better when they’re pissed off. Everybody knows that.
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Live, laugh, sleep in the middle of the bed.
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In lieu of flowers I've brought you these cheese pastries.
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Patterns speak louder than promises..
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I like to throw a frisbee at people whether they're playing or not.
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Think I'm going to wake up early tomorrow and drive to the ocean.
You know what’s wrong with kids these days? Their parents.
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When was the last time anyone here made an excellent point?
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Stop telling me to drink water. I’m a full grown dehydrated adult.
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I hope this email finds you in utter ruins
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That I were different water, from another rain.
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