Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo88
I know this guy who tries to write jokes. He goes to another school. You probably wouldn't know him. nattylumpo at BlueSky twitter.com/search?q=from%… Buffalo, NY Joined April 2013-
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After watching the tour de force that is Nick Cage in Windtalkers I just had to walk the street fucking random mail slots hoping 4 the best.
Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline things just really fell into place for me.
I trust that meteorologist. He has an honest face and his sleeves are rolled up.
Baby's first cruise buffet
If you made the weather match your mood on the first day of the year congratulations you are a blessed flower child, a true goth, a savvy business person trading in winds. Fluctuating around the house. Too wild to predict. Something best experienced from a window.
It’s been so long since we had Cameron as prime minister that I bet people have already forgotten that he used to fly around like a little hummingbird
A woman just dropped a £10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine.
Ate three hash brownies and tried to play chess with my cat
Another BlueSky code available. Sorry if you didn't get it last time. Hmu if you want it.
And then one day it hits you: you've heard your local hockey play-by-play guy's voice way more in this life than your own dad's.
Awright, which one of you pessimists threw the truth into the would chipper?
CASABLANCA (1942): A black pianist in North Africa is expected to work overtime to serenade the ex-girlfriend of a white American business-owner who has identified as politically neutral during the Nazi's genocidal quest for worldwide domination under military force and fascism.
want to feel old?
French floors are tongue in groove
You can't call shotgun in perpetuity. That’s why people call shotgun in the first place. Shotgun has to be renewed each time.
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i adore the way the gentleman assigned as the flanker for the spokeswoman of the resistance -- give us Door Dash or give us Death -- has so artfully fluffed and plumped his keffiyeh and dangled the tassels so that the garment's only possibly resolution is his unimpeachable navel.
My guy Steve 💪
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#26tuesdays @26shirts good thing I saw @DelReid post his periodic table.
gofund.me/1c9e9729 - link to 26 shirts fundraiser in latest update! Thank you all so much for your support!
This Palm Warbler was loudly singing his buzzy trill in a White Pine. We get a few warblers in our backyard as they migrate though and it's always a delight to have them.
The grind never stops. 💪 #GoBills | #BillsMafia
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Trad wives saying "nice" whenever they see the number 11
WHY THE FUCK ARE CHIP BAGS SO DEEP? YOU TRYING TO SHAME OUR FAT ASSES WITH GREASY FOREARMS? HUH? GIVE US WIDE BAGS. THAT RESEAL OR GIVE US DEATH, I'M FINE WITH EITHER.
@Lynettepopielu8 This is nonsense- Republicans sell this story so their right wing followers get riled up !! Immigration has greatly benefited America- immigrants pay billions in taxes & work jobs many Americans wouldn’t consider! GOP cuts taxes for the rich & fools you into blaming immigrants!!
@CBSEveningNews If you didn’t defend Brittney Griner for having a VAPE pen in Russia but you defend another white guy “mistakenly” bringing AMMUNITION into a foreign country, you’ve told me all I need to know about you.
@nattylumpo88 @SabresLive @martybiron43 @WGR550 @MSGNetworks That's not negative. That's common sense. Of course you never got an answer to your completely legit question. The answer is no.
jack eichel is a disgrace to the number nine and the legacy mike modano has built.