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“Planning underway to facilitate incarceration” What a delicious headline.
Holy shit, the Arizona House just voted to OVERTURN the bullshit Civil War era abortion ban!!!!!! Let's fucking GOOOO!!!!!!
Donald J. Trump is the most corrupt motherfucker on planet Earth.
Don't worry about the blood bath if he loses. Worry about the death camps if he wins.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a fucking idiot.
If you’re 25 please stop saying you’re tired. I have bagels older than you.
Israel is about to get their wig split
Edey is dirty. Coach is standing up for what's right.
The greatest bet of my life. Thank you #uconn Destroyed everybody and everything in their path. They'd win the tournament 100 out of 100 times. The biggest win of my life by a mile.
1 MORE! #uconn
I may not breath again till this game is over. #UConn
everyone running to twitter to make sure everyone else in new york felt it #aftershock
If #uconn loses Saturday because they got fucked by the NCAA getting to Phoenix you best believe I'm suing everybody
2Pac coming out of hiding as the surprise witness when Diddy is in Court.
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69K Followers 26K Following As my high IQ followers know, I have never faked a sarcasm.Not to brag but I was 20 in 1996, it was awesome.
Don’t act like you didn’t hear me. DJT is the only human, past or present, who does not have a single redeeming quality. Not ONE.
If you have a favorite photo of a pet that you didn’t shoot in the face in a gravel pit, please share it here. I’ll start. ❤️
I hate what Donald Trump has done to this country.
It's hilarious AF to me that trump begged his supporters to come out to the court and protest for him AGAIN, and only ONE person showed up. ONE!!!! So much for crowd size.🤣🤣🤣
Boebert heard about Pecker. She’s on her way to the courthouse to lend a hand.
Twitter Tip #1. If you like him, don’t look at his tl.
Ever go down on a guy and his junk smells like a Mexican restaurant? It’s not as cool as it may sound
Ashley Furniture high as hell, where LaKiesha Furniture at?
Roseanne Barr, from the bottom of my heart… FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I've never signed my name on forged electoral certificates
“Planning underway to facilitate incarceration” What a delicious headline.
Holy shit, the Arizona House just voted to OVERTURN the bullshit Civil War era abortion ban!!!!!! Let's fucking GOOOO!!!!!!
I'm I the only one that loves my job but hates my comonsters?
Imagine going to your doctor’s appointment and only waiting 5 minutes.
Melania calling Stormy a hooker is rich.
Donald J. Trump is the most corrupt motherfucker on planet Earth.
@joncoopertweets We knew she was pure trash when she pulled her bs during the national anthem