JSlower @CooleyJscooley

father, carpenter, Independent politics and religion, optimist in the weeds, wannabe robot, breaking and making. 5 #Lupus x.com/search?q=from:… Delaware, USA Joined January 2014

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JSlower @CooleyJscooley

3 hours ago

Sea Hawks would eat the fuck out of Cardinals, just saying

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3 hours ago

It’s been closing in my whole life and I can’t believe I’m here for it.

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Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine

19 hours ago

I know that the voices in my head aren't real, but they sure come up with some great tweets.

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Washington Commanders @Commanders

2 days ago

Foot on the gas ⛽️

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3 days ago

Picking out my outfit to be raptured in is fun!

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3 days ago

I just want to take a second to thank Tylenol for tamper resistant packaging, I appreciate it.

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5 days ago

We used to have laws for that?, no, selective enforcement is a problem.

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5 days ago

Mr, Homan, ain’t even real, c’mon Homan? Give me a break, lol

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Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie

5 days ago

“If we don’t measure food insecurity, no one’s hungry” “If we delete research on right-wing violence, there’s no right-wing violence” “If we don’t release inflation data, there’s no inflation” “If we stop Covid testing, we’ll have fewer cases” You see what’s happening, right?

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JSlower @CooleyJscooley

5 days ago

Paddle out for Josh Marlow OC legend the Bomb King

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Jon Carling @JonCarling

6 days ago

imaginary friend

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JSlower @CooleyJscooley

a week ago

could a robot summon the devil?

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a week ago

my customers with a heavy Fugazi bass line behind them: you can’t be what you’re worth

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a week ago

I got yer free trial hanging

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a week ago

I just opened a can that was can opener resistant and my gf came in her shorts.

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JSlower @CooleyJscooley

2 weeks ago

when you take the hate bait they got you

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2 weeks ago

I once lived on 11th and M st in DC across from transformer corner (the park where trans prositutes worked) and admittedly I was scared of those sex workers but I refuse to believe those girls (towering in their heels) are a threat to America.