lucia @lookatthemoon33
trash-talking, anti-social, stay-at-home 🐶-mom / real housewife of 🌊 county / seaweed-smoking 🧜🏼♀️. love sarcasm and botox. hate most people. in a 🍍 under the sea Joined February 2012-
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How much do I have to smoke in order to maintain a 6 day high?
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You can't make me happy, you aren't more closet space
Spent the day surrounded by 25 screaming kids so I’m gonna go put my head in a blender now
My SIL has a $3500 Miele dishwasher that she’s never used bc she stores all her random plastic containers in it instead 🤦🏻♀️
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Kristi Noem should be pushed into a pit of angry dogs.
My pitbull thinks you’re gross
Do you wanna come to a party at my large inflatable nightclub cube tent tonight?
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drinking seawater is good for you
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Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be men that wear shark tooth necklaces in their 40's.
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the sky makes it clear it doesn't feel the need to explain
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About a year into dating my ex wife I heard her pronounce library like lie berry and I can't believe I fucking married her anyway.
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Presidents don’t need immunity, criminals do.
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imagine falling in love and finding out he calls it “his pee-pee”
Turns out I’m a jellyfish 🪼
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💯hardwork🏋🏽�.. @hardwor29815371
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442 Followers 630 Following ✿𝐼 𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓂𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓁𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓂𝓎 𝒻𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒.✿ A+A=💙 $lopez121213
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