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rising from the dead Joined September 2023-
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Keith Nale they could never make me hate you!!!
Jeff Probst has like the most kissable forehead in America
Bummmpppop what do you MEAN you twisted your ankle but it’s Jaclyn’s time to go????? Who the fuck do you think you are missy? I might fight an old ass lady no wonder she has 3 fucking divorced
lady at the nail salon just rubbed my feet and legs so well that I think I now have feelings for her
Jaxson, you have to stop. Your smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your chick is too bad. They’ll kill you Jaxson Dart.
Jaxson, you have to stop. Your smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your chick is too bad. They’ll kill you Jaxson Dart.
Missy and baylor might be the most annoying duo in survivor history
i will not get preachy on this app but if you are consistently doing drugs please please please buy a test kit
if you are posting Instagram captions this long you need to take your shit offline and contact your therapist immediately because there is no need for this
Hot take: also stop bringing your dogs. They don’t want to be strapped to your table for hours just as much as I don’t want to hear them bark!
Hot take: also stop bringing your dogs. They don’t want to be strapped to your table for hours just as much as I don’t want to hear them bark!
If I am 34 years old and still tweeting every thought that comes into my stupid little brain someone book me into western psych for a 90 day stay
If I am 34 years old and still tweeting every thought that comes into my stupid little brain someone book me into western psych for a 90 day stay
I’m making a pot roast today and now one can stop me
Ordered a 200 dollar bathing suit for Cancun next week like over 10 days ago and it is arriving the day I leave. Can I sue someone?
there was no need for me to be in 7th grade crying over a man and listening to how to save a life by the fray on repeat
why are you, as a man, paying for twitter blue? that is for girls
Forgot sunglasses for Chris lake and cloonee. Fuck!!!!!!!
thinking of the guy who I saw moving into my building carrying a hamster in its cage. idk if I want to drink a beer with him or I want to stay as far away from him as humanly possible
even tho I had sushi for dinner last night should I have a poke bowl for lunch or should I just chill the fuck out for a second
Jersey John @Jerseyguyspring
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Target’s Circle card be like YAASSSSS REWARDS YOU GOT $.00000001 off this $50 purchase!!!!! SAVINGS!
feminine dinner
colonial ass evening
This is what I mean when I say girls night
Relapsing on kratom because I saw my ex wife at hooters
idc if her tweets get 0 likes i will accept her as she is
Omg. I think she thought this was a DM ?
two more hot dogs
the animatronic at Spirit Halloween when you walk past the motion sensor:
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
ur honor why you acting like you were even there
@b1gdumb1diott Oh with the goat Keith Nale. He comes back for second chance season wktj Wentworth I think
i’m doing intermittent bitching where i only bitch between the hours of 12 PM & 8 PM
take the boy out of newsies but can’t take the newsies out the boy