the continuum transfunctioner @yelliot_
Leaning into it. what is it? who cares. Boston, MA Joined December 2010-
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Finishing a roll of Teflon tape > finishing a chapstick
first date idea: we go out for drinks and have a really good time but not good enough that i want to disturb the routine i’ve gotten comfortable in from being single for so long so i don’t make much of an effort to go out again
once again asking podcasters to stop “trying to rap” on their regular programming
so are astronauts just cranking in zero g
if 2024 isn’t a year we bring back icing imma lose it
“and their pajamas don’t even match” - my father on people at Walmart
a training just told me to microdose feedback and I’ve never wanted to leave and do a couple caps more
why they don’t sync up with the radio/aux in 2024 is beyond me
why they don’t sync up with the radio/aux in 2024 is beyond me
pretty sure this was a game on the gameboy camera
pretty sure this was a game on the gameboy camera
why are you as a man not foaming at the mouth for Dua Lipa
Back at the rooftop I watched two relationships collapse on two years ago today. Bless up frozen margs
Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential
why do some people post like they are still using T9
ok so the love Jon Mulany thing was dope live last night, idk how the recorded one will hold up.
A show for rehab affiliated people in general. #EverybodysInLA
Where are there no women on this show lol #EverybodysInLA
Bills about to miss the playoffs if they don’t cut this cursed dude
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tbh going to a Rockies game is kind of fun because it’s like what if this major league sporting event cost you $2 to go to
Got my sister listening to @calscruby GREAT SUCCESS
back on my “I should move to Kansas City” wave
I shamelessly hide replies and block people. You’re mean on my selfie? Fuck you and your mother. Blocked. Idc
I don’t want to work, I want to eat Crunchwrap supremes every night and sleep til 10 every day
working from home in austin is so slay bc you can just take your laptop to the pool,,, it’s 2 pm on a tuesday and i’m auditing files in a bikini
it’s 11:30 i went to the dentist and have had 2 tito’s and 3 beers
if u used kik and were a minor in 2010-2015 u should be eligible for financial compensation
Im Shauni Humphries, I’m 30 years old, I’m in Phuket, and I’m not legally allowed to vote in American elections in November I just like to be included in internet trends
I’m Harry Sisson, I’m 21 years old, I’m in New York, and I’m voting for Joe Biden in November. How about you?
i’m already really good at dos equis and hot chips,,, my next step in my latina era is to become a real yearner
The growth. He went from “idk much but this is evil,” to “y’all the nakba never ended, fuck the us govt, we need divestment, law enforcement is corrupt, the media is censoring reality, oh and stfu drake we don’t care” King.
Macklemore dropped a pro-Palestine song in defense of the student protesters and all the streaming proceeds are going to UNRWA. He also gets a jab in at Drake. What a king
we were pouring lean and doing acid at school, leave these kids alone
I invited the guy I’m seeing to hang with me but I’m just a horny little bitch nd we fuckin all day. I’m sorry.