Tobiassen Twain @Tobiwuh
Future First Contact Earth Representative San Diego, CA Joined June 2010-
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Good morning to everyone except people who don’t use turn signals. Fuck you.
Oh this ticktalk is so informative, now I don’t even need to read the news anymore
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Friend: How was your job interview? Me: I think I hugged him too long.
The only thing that could possibly make the Draft cooler is humility
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Feeling bored, might block Grammarly's IP addresses at work and see who sends me a poorly written complaint email.
I don’t even have to ask anymore did I say something stupid?
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I am not detecting much urgency at this urgent care.
Hear me out; Quit Smoking Therapy where I just place my face in between your breasts when I desire to smoke cigarettes
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In my 20’s: I am unstoppable! In my 40’s: can’t, looks like rain.
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Might fuck around and forgive my past self for not knowing better and doing my best with the tools I had.
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Some days all I really need is a shoulder to rest my legs on.
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I want to be a joint when I grow up.
Ask her permission first, Ladies love that shit.
my chihuahua bites me but i still wouldn’t shoot him you fucking cunt
are you dead inside when you forget to turn the music on in the car
Now Chucky Norris and his window snail buddy.
Baby Chucky had to have a bath, I can't remember why. He was NOT HAPPY. I'm so thankful for my little shats.
Just because I feel beautiful...
I know whoever wrote this smells like ass
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
I’m off to school like the good girl that I am 😏😏 Hope you all have a wonderful day !!! Smiling isn’t to benefit anybody else but YOU it really is a mood changer. I’m off to bring smiles to all around me … I hope y’all have the best day !!!! Cheers ❤️T
Getting my nails and heading to the gym cause you can be pretty and strong
Adulting hard today
I have chicken breasts thawing out for tomorrow. Contemplating what I shall turn them into. I’ll look in my ancient spell book.
If you can’t stand me at my slut posts you don’t deserve me at my meme and space posts.
Baby Chucky had to have a bath, I can't remember why. He was NOT HAPPY. I'm so thankful for my little shats.
I just came so hard I hurt my neck. And before anyone asks, it was a solo project.
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