Wizard of BoOZe @bobsaysdrink
I have opinions. they will be heard! Fluent in Sarcasm & Spangilsh. Eater of BACON #DrinkingAllstar Chicago, IL Joined July 2010-
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Did you just buy most of your child’s Prom “fit” at @TheAlleyChicago ? I did.
She is called “Dora the Explorer“ because explorer in Spanish in exploradora.
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Eagles are one of the best bands to ever do it you just dislike them because you watched The Big Lebowski when you were 15
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Cubs.
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Chicago greatest 1-2 punch. #ChicagoHistory 🍕🍕
Mission Accomplished. Several hours later….bed soon
Agenda for today: A pub Miller High Life Jameson That’s it…..
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Could this dream become a reality? #ChicagoHistory ☑️
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BREAKING Donald Trump fell asleep in court at his hush money trial, Maggie Haberman reports. This is the third time #SleepyDon has fallen asleep in court this week.
Things sent by car are called shipments, yet things sent by ships are called cargo.
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Hunter Biden isn’t running for president.
The Dementors in Harry Potter never went for Ron, because he has no soul. #gingerproblems
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Incredible.
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When I watch Heat, I like to think Richard Roma from Glengarry Glen Ross got bored with sales, changed his name to Vincent Hanna, walked to the police station, and yelled I'm a detective now. And the rest of the cops shrugged and went, ok.
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Masters Sunday. Chicago style.
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It felt like Rob’s birthday was today but apparently it’s tomorrow? I am posting now because it’s April 14th in Wrexham and I’ll bet people are still up! Happy Birthday, @RMcElhenney, and LFG, @Wrexham_AFC!!! Thanks to @Vistaprint & @TyPawb
Iran. You fucked around. It’s time to find out. One thing I can assure you- someone else will be raising your children.
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John Laffler🐊 @jalaffler
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SneezingWithWetMascar.. @WetMascara
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In a series that featured neither Shota Imanaga nor Justin Steele, the Chicago Cubs' starting pitchers allowed 0 runs against the Brewers. Hayden, Jameson, and Javy. Helluva series.
The next 100 are even funnier
I think I’ve watched this video 100 times and it just keeps getting better
The @Cubs take the series and grab a share of first place in the NL Central!
The Cubs have the best home record (12-4) in all of baseball. #ObviousFacts
The locker room will be in shambles if Poles trades Fields
Hips, thighs, whispered sighs.
Everybody loves feeding @PhilRosenthal, especially us 🤩🌭🌭 Thanks for stopping!!
@mattlindner Can’t tell, but those *look* like gambling apps that are open
I don’t think I’ve ever seen this many people on the DuSable Bridge.
I smell like equal parts magnolia blossoms & bacon. What an amazing day
Enjoying a Chicago Handshake at a packed undisclosed location. This place photographs like shit. It’s dark in here. @chicagobars
Late to @Jeopardy today. Can we say how much we love #illinoisan #BenZobrist? @Cubs
Undisclosed location. Toasting 15 years of @HalfAcreBeer Daisy Cutter with a….Vallejo? I tried Kevin!
These cuties are one week old 😍 💕
Friday Morning Swim Club drew a ton of people because it was fun, you could meet people, and the general ethos was like "Hey, there's a lake! In our backyard! We should all get together and swim in it!" So naturally, the city wants to monetize it.
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