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Mikeintheburbs @mikeincamelot

AI wrote this bio Connecticut, USA Joined December 2008
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Jason, ex inferis @benedictsred

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If a white person asks you to go antiquing, there is no higher show of respect in their culture

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Jason, ex inferis @benedictsred

a month ago

She slayed. I slode. We slew.

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The B. @anerdonfire2

2 months ago

Your flip flops are killing this relationship.

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Just Bill @WilliamAder

2 months ago

Pam Bondi set to release Santa's naughty list. "It's on my desk," said Bondi, after hinting that Timmy DID break the vase in the living room. "There's video," said Bondi. "It's horrifying!"

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Julie D Irwin @JDIrwinbooks

5 months ago

Don't attempt to say 'bollocks' I've used it all up.

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Bob Golen @BobGolen

5 months ago

The bartender said I should take the bus, that I was too drunk to drive my car home. Turns out I was too drunk to drive the bus too.

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Storm @AsAlwaysM

8 months ago

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Just Bill @WilliamAder

10 months ago

If Elon ever gets all five infinity stones, we're fucked.

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your other mom @difficultpatty

10 months ago

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds

2 years ago

According to HR, your dad is not an appropriate answer when asked what I'm doing this weekend

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Mikeintheburbs @mikeincamelot

11 months ago

If someone throws you a surprise party, it’s normal to dial 911 and say you’re being held against your will.

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Shelley Tamasi 🫒🧑‍🌾 @shell895

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Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin

a year ago

I’ve never knowingly paid for American cheese.

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L @Ann_Hedonia1

a year ago

Phew, what a day! - me at 9 am

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Duchess Anna of Banana 🍌👑 @duchess_banana

a year ago

Mornin ☀️☕

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Just Bill @WilliamAder

a year ago

Pretty excited that my boss likes me enough to give me a nickname: "Persona non grata." Fancy!

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a year ago

White pants are for women who have their lives much more together than me

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a year ago

how i leave a zoom meeting:

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Mikeintheburbs @mikeincamelot

a year ago

If I was a crossword puzzle editor, I’d use the word “scintilla” in every puzzle for the first 5 years.

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