Festering Rage @Festeringrage
My panic room is in my head. Chicago Joined March 2011-
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Greg Abbott is the only person Ive seen in a wheelchair and thought to myself "good".
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I don’t watch the Oscars but I record it in case someone gets hit.
I’m the one that brings my family together. It’s for an intervention, but still.
I just hope that when the State fair is over and they’re packing everything up that somebody fucks that butter cow.
It’s Kentucky Derby time. You know somebody’s getting fucked in a goofy hat tonight.
When I was a kid, all I wished for was legal weed, sex robots, and jet packs. Two out of three ain’t bad. #lifeisgood
I’d be so pissed if I won Powerball and it was only a $20 million jackpot.
The Chinese just figured if they flew a balloon over the country and took some pictures they were bound to get some classified documents.
If you bury a man in a Romper he wont get into Heaven.
Still saving his sobriety card for an epic fuck up.
Nice to see Herschel Walker getting fucked for once.
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Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it cost Elon Musk $44 Billion.
I may not be Mr. Right but I can be Mr. right now, right here.
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when I die lock my jaw shut so when they find my skeleton my mouth isn't hanging open like I was an idiot
I’m old and my eyes are bad. So if I reply to your post with a kissy face emoji it was more than likely an accident.
Can you get monkeypox from a greased pig? Asking for a friend.
In his first official act as King. Charles III threw all of his mother’s little fucking dogs off of the balcony at Buckingham Palace.
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