It's Not Al @YesitsAl
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*points to bedroom* "This is where the magic happens!" *opens door, revealing an inflated balloon on bed* *pops balloon* "Is this your card?"
I’m one of those lucky people, I can eat whatever I like and I stay fat
I apparently joined Twitter 14 years ago today
feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
I wonder if the Virgin Mary was ever like, you can just call me Mary there's no need
I'm surprised that The Cramps haven't been blowing up after that dance scene in Wednesday like Kate Bush after Stranger Things
Each year we have a different theme for our #AngelOnTopOfTheTree. We've had the #WeepingAngels from #DoctorWho, the angels from #KevinSmith's Dogma, Angel from #Buffy, Angel from the X-Men, and Castiel the angel from #Supernatural. This year is #CharliesAngels
The one who loses the most followers wins
Pretty sure women could defeat the patriarchy any time by just giving us all Legos
Take me to hell or lose me forever.
strange women in ponds distributing swords as a basis of government suddenly looking sensible again
I didn't choose this downward spiral, this downward spiral chose me.
friends have called me the poor man's "even poorer man"
We’re only like ten years away from seeing the Friends font on gravestones.
Keep doing what you did to get her. Forever.
This DJ just did a mashup of Depeche Mode, Run DMC, and Guns N’ Roses and it worked #LDW
The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
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Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
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C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
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The Ciscokidder @TheCiscoKidder
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Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer
66K Followers 9K Following divorce lawyer | mom to a bazillion kids | https://t.co/0FDtG6xK4t | please send all dms to @funderlaw | https://t.co/t7dCbYmwgu
C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau
57K Followers 50K Following Real Deal ~ Part Time Penis Model ~ Full Time Asshole
Tony P. @Tbone7219
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Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve
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Tête de Chiot Mort @skullpuppy11
4K Followers 3K Following I'm somewhere between a wanna-be and a has-been.
Tracie Breaux @traciebreaux
31K Followers 4K Following Book writer. Dog petter. Mental Health/Child Abuse Awareness Advocate. https://t.co/r0jtKGqvbl
John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets
18K Followers 9K Following This mind intentionally left blank. https://t.co/n3wD8D0ICA
Sassypiehole @sassypiehole
18K Followers 9K Following Humorous gifts and apparel for grown up girls and boys. Click to SHOP NOW! 👚👇
Village Person @SvnSxty
31K Followers 4K Following If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
Susan W @Maxine12333
15K Followers 11K Following 2 daughters, 1 Downs 2 dogs, Love my kids, dogs, humor. - animals https://t.co/oK9qk05SNX ...
Duchess Anna of Banan.. @duchess_banana
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Bitcoin @Bitcoin
6.6M Followers 16 Following Bitcoin is an open source censorship-resistant peer-to-peer immutable network. Trackable digital gold. Don't trust; verify. Not your keys; not your coins.
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26K Followers 4 Following We're building the best chat app on earth. Now an @automattic pager.
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Google Pixel @GooglePixel_US
73K Followers 55 Following What's poppin'? Brand new Pixel, just unboxed it.
Purple People Project @PurplePeepsAR
3K Followers 4K Following Arkansas isn't a Red state or a Blue state...it's a non-voting state. We love real Democrats and real Republicans. MAGA need not apply.
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428 Followers 852 Following living, loving just a heartbreaker. just follow the yellow brick road, and drop a house on them bitches.
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725 Followers 271 Following Contributor @REALpunknews. Wrote for The Awl, McSweeney's, The Morning News, PopMatters, Thought Catalog. Collected film reviews at Arthouse Grindhouse.
AbbyDabbyDoobyDoo @DearAuntAbby
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Unapologetically left.. @steff9602
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CJ @BrassBallsCJ
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The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz
47K Followers 6K Following Tourette’s makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me anxiety. Drummer. Pixie. Hockey fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. she/her
Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.1M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
Urban Dictionary @urbandictionary
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Why are elected Republicans becoming indistinguishable from villains in a Charles Dickens novel? msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-…
Former President Barack Obama doesn’t ever talk about needing presidential immunity. Bush doesn’t, Carter and Clinton don’t either. The only one who ever talks about it is Trump. And he talks about it nonstop. Weird ain’t it?
Opening statements have begun for the trial about a crime that Trump has already publicly admitted to commiting.
Alright, so yesterday didn’t suck.
One more day without sex and I flee to an island and open my own cat sanctuary.
I’m tired of friends having announcements, and those announcements are never about crab Rangoons.
I sing a lot of songs about drugs and whores for someone who grew up in very conservative suburbs
When you let your kids dress themselves for school
When Donald Trump was asked how 1,000 Americans dying a day could possibly mean Covid was “under control” he said, “it is what it is.” So forgive me if I don’t give a flying fuck about how hard it is to sit in a cold courtroom. When a military widow was mourning the loss of her…
Husband is on a Boeing plane today so there’s like a 63% chance I’m gonna be single again in a few hours
This is not what I had in mind *gestures at my life choices
I'm a little offended that no one wants to experience me as a girlfriend.
Please remember: if you’re hot, the wildlife are hot. Try to leave shallow dishes of water out for the birdies, etc to drink out of and cool down with. Water puddles also work if you have a yard that allows it
We are only two days in and when he’s not sleeping, Trump is being admonished by the judge for audibly intimidating people in the courtroom. It’s. Only. Day. Two. He couldn’t make it TWO days. And there are people who actually think this petulant fucker should be our president.
How can any Christian buy a $60 book that says adultery is a sin, from a guy who is being tried in court for paying someone to hide his adultery?
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How y’all look in black?
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