Princess Kim @RealPrincessKim
Legally and officially Princess Kim. My family and friends are my life. https://t.co/05GevtoAu0 Stolen Kumeyaay Land Joined April 2010-
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“i’m just someone who needs to work or else i’ll get bored” okay sweetie that’s a skill issue
The way confusion will literally sit in the dust, closet, and shelves of your house and take you down with it. A clean home is an energetically balanced space and it just feels so much better.
True luxury is never stuff- it's the ability to do what you want, when you want. Time spent living as you wish is the most luxurious thing in the world..
This is the abolitionist x reptile keeper moment I have been waiting for. You didn’t hear it from me but for the low price of $60, you can purchase a box of 1000 live roaches.
This is the abolitionist x reptile keeper moment I have been waiting for. You didn’t hear it from me but for the low price of $60, you can purchase a box of 1000 live roaches. https://t.co/eUGdoIhAco
"You have to spend money to make money." Devastating if true.
I need someone to make me a set of Anna Nicole Smith press-on nails. Not nails in the style she would have worn, but nails with actual images of her from her best photo shoots on them. I just need this.
we need to get to a place where people starkly realize how profoundly unkind and neglectful they are being to both themselves and to their existing relationships, when they treat their own lives as inadequate, unfinished, or wasted in the absence of a romantic partner.
People should be required to spend a set amount of time in prison before being allowed to become prosecutors or judges. Sentencing in the US is fucking ridiculous and a waste of life.
I've been posting under a man's name and calling out bigots and racists on NextDoor, and I am drunk with power. Being condescending to old white people who are fear-mongering and being idiots is deeply satisfying.
Cheating effectively lowers your testosterone. You sneaking around like a little *****. Real men live their lives honestly from the very beginning. Most men are not socialized to live out their lives honestly. So they seek quick and transient 'testosterone' fixes.
Young men. No 'bachelor party' with no stripper business. Bachelor DINNER. Go to private dining room with the important men in your life of all ages and let them honor you, your decision and speak some truth to you.
I'm tired of handling things with grace. I want to go apeshit. Just absolutely fuckin' bonkers.
I can't even begin to fathom the intention and presence of mind it took for Aaron Bushnell to yell, "Free Palestine!" as his last words. After his screams had begun. Experiencing pain beyond comprehension. This wasn't mental illness; it was the greatest sacrifice and solidarity.
“self defence”
just seen the realest breakup ever at this bakery lmao he told her he hopes she meets someone that’s meant for her and she just went oh don’t worry i for sure will, love it
It's wild to me that anyone sees the ongoing Palestinian genocide as "self-defense" or justified due to October 7th, but then I remember how people supported the invasion and destruction of Afghanistan after 9/11. Nothing but revenge and bloodlust baked into the US psyche.
People making fun of/shitting on living in the suburbs is so funny to me. Like, yeah, I might have some yuppie neighbors with an opinion about my lawn, but at least I can't hear them fucking because their headboard bashes against the other side of my bedroom wall.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
17K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.
Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Julia Gulia 🏳️�.. @JRobb773
9K Followers 6K Following Agender lesbian menace. "The Last Starfighter" superfan. Neurodivergent but also very annoying. (she/her)
Lisabug @Lisabug74
20K Followers 9K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.
Alfie @DownFrontArtist
54K Followers 48K Following There is no show without business. https://t.co/X2EN341vnk
Shane @shanethevein
18K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan.
Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
molly @MollySneed
9K Followers 2K Following Enjoy the immediate regret of putting yourself out there! #BlackLivesMatter
Juddy @iAmJuddy
22K Followers 8K Following Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you.
Rich Harrington @McNarstle
6K Followers 6K Following Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
Jonathan Louis Dent @jonathanldent_
358 Followers 5K Following Father, Writer, Assistant Professor of Theater, Consulting Astrologer & Numerologist, Abôrisà. IG: jonathanldent. Books Open.
Brenda Cruz @BrendaCruz27995
0 Followers 3 Following
perpetually lost @lostvalley0
2K Followers 3K Following fondling my pains and in relationship with words and my mirror soul https://t.co/pXWlE7Eqsz
Tatiana Cruz @TatianaCru24053
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TericaTejedor @TejedorTer17390
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Raj Mehra @RajMehra800
30 Followers 1K Following Raj~Kumar~Mehra Facebook connect ~https://t.co/BjlUsXW53l
The Millennial Snowfl.. @Teh_Snowflake
6K Followers 5K Following Socialism, shitposting, and satire.
barkingfly @chinesefly
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Vikky🇺🇸 @vikky00999
212 Followers 567 Following Just trying to live the dream one day at a time and grateful for every minute of it ©
PickyPelican @SunningSand
233 Followers 151 Following Picky Pelicans Pick Prickers off the Feathers of their Friends. Black licorice, sci-fi, nature, cats, kindness.
BUNTY THOIDINGJAM @tailing2ideas
16 Followers 58 Following A little rough on the sides and a little bit misanthropic and always strung out.
Micheal Joseph @C20583121Joseph
886 Followers 1K Following Sugar babies needed,if you as are in college or in a less paying job,Follow me & get $5,000USD weekly_I'm legit
Giz ✌🏻❤️🎶 @MusicMemories4U
30K Followers 24K Following Lover Of Good Music & Good People 🎼🎼 , Sharing Great Music Daily , All Genres ✌🏻❤️🎶 , The Best Mix Of #Music On Twitter 🎸🎶🤘🏻.. Please Follow 🙂
Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy
129K Followers 109K Following “Bummin’ With the Devil” available on @tubi now! Comedian, Actor, Writer for @realpunknews. Co-host of the AEW-some Pod (link in bio).
🇵🇸🇻🇳⭑ �.. @tekstone
8K Followers 6K Following anti-capitalist // anti-imperialist // #socialist #BLM #GND #M4A #WealthCap // Fight for Justice or Get Out of the Way // Politicians Aren't Heroes
• Sassafras • @NamaariB
687 Followers 2K Following The threat of authoritarianism is far far greater from those who use the language of liberalism~ Russell Brand
PeaceInTruth2 @PeaceInTruth1X
65 Followers 125 Following Yeah you know me. Owned by my dog. #ChiefsKingdom
Dudish @TheRealDudish
5K Followers 86 Following Comedian, writer, and music producer. Recent tweets: https://t.co/2bIrgNWX4Z
Chris Lee @ChrisLe68299966
123 Followers 96 Following
ArtemisLoud (on insta.. @ArtemisLoud
822 Followers 1K Following I had a column in a CHI publication & you'd be surprised how many times I worked in the topic of vagina dentata. So I've got that going for me. She/Her. #BLM
💖 @michaelabroooke
781 Followers 677 Following Michaela | 28 | I’m just a woman who makes art and loves makeup. 🎨
BroonsTheBoxcarDrifte.. @ChefCurmudgeony
1K Followers 1K Following out there somewhere, park spooning.
Superb J-Cups 🔆 @DommeBillington
4K Followers 1K Following Vera? I’m still your ghost, it’s me again. Pink sniper. BPD, autistic, ADHD. she/they, mutuals can DM for the private and discord
Laika's Vengeful Ghos.. @Sharif12
1K Followers 2K Following Like a Saturn, I'm attachment avoid-dent. The expendable. Covid tried to kill me. Successful author of poems, prose, scripts, and games. Failing voice actor.
Justin Cider @PantsDonkey
96K Followers 98K Following Comedy all Day Everyday. @Pantsdonkey CEO and Owner of https://t.co/cOT4yj2CoM The rest just ask.
Li/リ 🏳️🌈.. @SolidSyco
307 Followers 1K Following (They/She)(Enby/Pan) (LGBTQIA2+ rights) (BLM, Asian Lives) (Refugees) (I'm by your side 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️) (Terfphobic, anti GC, and woke)
Order Other Stories t.. @IAmSubVersive
4K Followers 4K Following Poet. Scholar. KC Born. UChicago '16. chapbook w/ (@newfoundorg). Reader for @splitlipthemag Performance Studies Phd Candidate, UC Berkeley He/They
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana
314K Followers 7K Following 20X+ Viral Tweeter, Artist/Musician/Meme Queen/Content Creator/Tarot Reader/Ramen lover 🤎🐈 tips appreciated for coffee ! ☕️💤
Veronica @Verona3339
28 Followers 124 Following
Jono @whoinvitedjon
5K Followers 5K Following I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbh
Gratefuldrifter65 @Gr8fuldrifterNZ
379 Followers 2K Following Hello im from new zealand,matt 37 yearsold training, mma is life .playing my SG guitar, bands Gratefuldead,Quicksilver messenger service,Big brother,LOVELOVE
Yuxin @mimiokabe350531
68 Followers 456 Following
Elliot @rejmeans
299 Followers 2K Following Not 100% positive about me. 33 yo male. Feel a bit stupid having to state that but I guess it’s a must these days.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Angie Davis ❤️’.. @AngieDavisHaha
17K Followers 4K Following I'll always be the jester,in a world that idolizes the princess.Goodnight @davidduchovny girl. Comic of Twitter tour @TweetComedians ,knows how to make a salad.
Tater's Trash Talk �.. @TrueTorontoGirl
41K Followers 1K Following Observer of people and other stupid things.
Benny 'Bluesky' Rolli.. @citizenkawala
21K Followers 8K Following Australian Jim Morrison | Real person | Dave's mate | 1053 https://t.co/PN73YRdrct
Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen
17K Followers 2K Following Hamburger Helper. Because a severed hand told me to.
Craving @calluptome
15K Followers 5K Following wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all used to travel now wants to hide ❤️horror films https://t.co/j1tRiOtekK
Pugnado 🐾🌪 @LuvPug
75K Followers 16K Following writer of dumb tweets, founder of the @LuvPugFDN for homeless & disabled animals 🐾 🐾🐾Instagram: -luvpugpetcare -harrywaddlebottom -luvpugfoundation
Little Greenis @DurtMcHurtt
24K Followers 2K Following https://t.co/HREAfSgLSJ https://t.co/RXZ32W17IY geriatric millennial
PieGuy @ilovepie84
30K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 652 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
Lisabug @Lisabug74
20K Followers 9K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.
Shane @shanethevein
18K Followers 3K Following I don't care about politics, especially yours. Padres fan.
Gret¢hen @wokkax3
6K Followers 2K Following on a first name basis with all the squirrels in my neighborhood, same deal on bluesky. Greg calendars available below🐿️🗓️
molly @MollySneed
9K Followers 2K Following Enjoy the immediate regret of putting yourself out there! #BlackLivesMatter
Rich Harrington @McNarstle
6K Followers 6K Following Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa
19K Followers 7K Following Public menace. Bog Witch. Level 58 Trainwreck. Costco Gold Star Member.
cointel.hoe @Cointel_hoe
1K Followers 464 Following Certain things need to be said if one is to avoid falsifying the problem. Read Frantz Fanon
Darkshine @cor74366793
186 Followers 584 Following
The Millennial Snowfl.. @Teh_Snowflake
6K Followers 5K Following Socialism, shitposting, and satire.
PickyPelican @SunningSand
233 Followers 151 Following Picky Pelicans Pick Prickers off the Feathers of their Friends. Black licorice, sci-fi, nature, cats, kindness.
🇵🇸🇻🇳⭑ �.. @tekstone
8K Followers 6K Following anti-capitalist // anti-imperialist // #socialist #BLM #GND #M4A #WealthCap // Fight for Justice or Get Out of the Way // Politicians Aren't Heroes
MrsBundrige @MrsBundrige
8K Followers 2K Following Not your average Auntie • I know a lot about a lot • Hate gets blocked• I’m kind not always nice • We’re about Love • Wisdom • Truth & Humor round here!
Leah hates imperialis.. @ComradeLeah
1K Followers 2K Following Everyone deserves a life of dignity and sovereignty, except warmongers and propagandists. They deserve the Hague. FREE PALESTINE. FREE ASSANGE.
HELLOTEFI 🐇 @hellotefi
94K Followers 792 Following estefanía. pop culture, astrology, self-love and how much we hate ur ex. miami born living in brooklyn
Dudish @TheRealDudish
5K Followers 86 Following Comedian, writer, and music producer. Recent tweets: https://t.co/2bIrgNWX4Z
💖 @michaelabroooke
781 Followers 677 Following Michaela | 28 | I’m just a woman who makes art and loves makeup. 🎨
Laika's Vengeful Ghos.. @Sharif12
1K Followers 2K Following Like a Saturn, I'm attachment avoid-dent. The expendable. Covid tried to kill me. Successful author of poems, prose, scripts, and games. Failing voice actor.
The Bearded Wonder @WesMan83
1K Followers 4K Following Superhero masquerading as an everyday nerd.....
Order Other Stories t.. @IAmSubVersive
4K Followers 4K Following Poet. Scholar. KC Born. UChicago '16. chapbook w/ (@newfoundorg). Reader for @splitlipthemag Performance Studies Phd Candidate, UC Berkeley He/They
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana
314K Followers 7K Following 20X+ Viral Tweeter, Artist/Musician/Meme Queen/Content Creator/Tarot Reader/Ramen lover 🤎🐈 tips appreciated for coffee ! ☕️💤
Jono @whoinvitedjon
5K Followers 5K Following I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbh
Ms_Xtina @Ms_Xtina
4K Followers 3K Following she/her. My husband admitted I'm a great driver, so nothing you say can hurt me. This app is dead, follow me on threads. 🏳️🌈
beautiful yolanda🎀.. @ur_ebonygf
358 Followers 603 Following 🖤emo🖤 💗21💗 computer engineering tech | uh ‘24 🇳🇬
Erica Smith, M.Ed. @ericasmithsexed
9K Followers 1K Following Sex educator & Creator of #purityculturedropout program. https://t.co/MOD0txD2eF
cocochanel mukbang @shadmaster42069
338 Followers 2K Following Part time Milf Wrangler, full time God. People hate me cuz I’m just so swag... (if ur a cop where’s ur warrant)
Kenji 🌸 delivering.. @gontanokoneroku
72K Followers 72K Following Nature lover born in Tokyo. Passionate about plants 🌴🌵🌾and gardening 🌸🌹🌻All photos are my own📷 to share small happiness with you🐣. No DM🙏.
Wagatwe Wanjuki 🇰�.. @wagatwe
65K Followers 3K Following Award-winning antirape activist. theorist & educator. She/hers https://t.co/xzCO3z3hqP
drea secchi @DreaSecchi
311 Followers 265 Following visually impaired photographer, hEDS, 🇱🇧🇵🇸 @thermalsweaters❤️
aylin @aylinlf
19K Followers 9K Following
cait.bsky.social @punished_cait
44K Followers 905 Following like if barbie smoked weed. i work in the boneyard. yes, that's me in the picture. she/her
Caitlin Reese ⚡️ @TheCaitlinReese
10K Followers 849 Following Buy my new standup album Erotic Associate! ✨ Amazon Prime. NBC. The Onion. Demi/Pan.
SondraDee @SondraDeeMe
18K Followers 2K Following if you have more than 4 kids, I automatically refer to you as a hoarder https://t.co/QZO7PK1KfC
yikes @iwashandpicked
11K Followers 4K Following i lie, a lot. used to be funny, aint shit funny rn tho.“i’m just someone who needs to work or else i’ll get bored” okay sweetie that’s a skill issue
The way confusion will literally sit in the dust, closet, and shelves of your house and take you down with it. A clean home is an energetically balanced space and it just feels so much better.
if i ever killed myself i wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be signs
Every incident that was ever used to justify the US getting involved in any conflict was a lie, a false flag, or a manipulated event to cause a desired outcome of war. Every single one. The US decides it wants a war then it designs a circumstance to use to justify it.
Being honest to myself about myself.
How are you stopping self sabotaging?
White women continue to be some of the most dangerous people on the planet
Can we be honest that this is about skin color & not Judaism 😐 What she’s doing here is one of the number one ways people operate in whiteness. The expectation is always that the government will show up to enforce the race-class hierarchy
Words can’t convey my disappointment and how horrific the situation is.. #KeepEyesOnSudan #EyesOnDarfur
City College in NYC is using food deprivation as a weapon to punish pro-Palestinian demonstrators protesting the starvation of Gaza civilians. I’ve not seen this tactic before, and it strikes me as particularly obscene.
🚨City College announces it is closing its food pantry as a result of the solidarity encampment. In 2022, 40% of CUNY students reported having low or very low food security. Thats 110,000 students.
🧵Before for May day – International Workers Day: excited to share we are launching a new initiative in Germany: Trade unionists for 4 Gaza // Gewerkschafter*innen 4 Gaza This campaign has been a long-time coming and excited to join rest of global labour movement for solidarity
I bet there were plenty of days that Ms. Frizzle’s class just wanted to go to the zoo.
un bebé taimascaro. his cotton candy matched his costume. 💛 #carnavalpuertoplata
That little chuckle you do to yourself when you remember who you are >
Note—this was all *before* the encampment protests began:
Columbia University hired private investigators to pursue pro-Palestine students. Vanderbilt University canceled a divestment vote, then expelled students after they protested. Pomona College sent police officers in riot gear to arrest 20 students. @prem_thakker reports,…
A note from a student (who barely missed class all semester) about this afternoon's last class meeting. But sure, it's the protestors disrupting class. @JCHartzell
Me: *places a hold on a book in the Libby app* Libby app: There’s a 36 week wait on this book. Me: *starts another book while I wait* *two hours later* Libby app: Your hold is ready.
The metaphor I use is faculty need to be a barrier reef. Let the waves hit YOU as they come off the open sea. Buffer the force before it hits your students ashore. A tsunami might wash all of you away—but let it hit YOU first, lest you let even a single soul find higher ground.
support needed at cal poly humboldt. word is somewhere around 200 pigs are staging to raid tonight. campus is fortified & ready but any support in numbers of camp defenders on either side of the barricades will help. do not panic or give in to fear. cph commune will stay strong.
From 2022. Captured by @executethecat! I love seeing myself glowing & shining. So should you, my beautiful flowers. It’s your birthright. 💐🧡🦋
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